Once this whole NSA thing is under wraps, we can go back to normal. But until then, I think we should speak in code. After all, we can’t be sure who is listening. Maybe we should go dark for a bit. Anyway, I don’t have much to say.
In fact, things have been look pretty good lately. Sure, there some bad economic indicators, but mostly everything is great.
Until Obama can fix all the problems he inherited from Bush, it’s not his fault anyway. Since his reelection, he hasn’t had time to do much, either. Eventually, things should really turn around, though. Like we’ll finally see some movement on unemployment. Elephants are a large mammal. So let’s not be so down on the president. Say what you will, but God bless him, he tries hard.
Remember that whole “Boycott IMAO” nonsense a while back? Possible the NSA is boycotting as well. So speak your minds. Honest. No one is watching. Why would I lie to you?
(Man, I’m startin’ to creep myself out…)
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. QED.
Which roughly translates to, “COOKIES!!!”
Yesterday Got Dew First Time! Young Ladies Take A Tiny Shoe Or Tin Ear!
The chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall.
John has a long mustache, John has a long mustache.
Oh wait, not that kind of code?
Boy, Aren’t Conservatives Overeaching Now?
Freaking Out, Right?
All the Phoney Obama Scandals, Truely Imaginary, Comical!!!
Ricardo Montalban hates tortillas.
@Basil – I hope he hates flour tortillas – because hating corn tortillas is racist.
Rosebud
DamnCat:
You got to talk to Buck Henry and Mel Brooks about that. (Where do you think I stole that line?)
Heh. That’s been played as an acronym, too, y’know.
Bless Baarack’s heart. He has beern terribly busy. He really can’t just dive in and delete a bunch of my emails cause they are obvious spam like I can. He has to read them all. He just can’t take that kind of chance with the nation’s security.
I bet half our deficit is NSA falling for the Nigerian Email scam.
my hovercraft is full of eels.
My dog has fleas.
Every good boy does fine.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you’re reading this,
I’m with you.
@blarg, I will not buy this record, it is scratched!
@plentyofbailouts A wink’s as good as a nod to a blind bat. Eh? eh?
I like pandas!
Heh. Used to run an espionage role playing game. In one of our sessions, characters enter a hotel lobby looking for his contact. Sign/counter-sign (as improvised by the players and myself) was about ten random lines from MPFC, starting with “My hovercraft is full of eels.” and ending with “Albatros!”
Bowling shoes!
be on the lookout for any available Navajo Native Americans
From Frank’s post, I got either “Obama Is Useless” or “Drink Your Ovaltine.”
And in conclusion:
Abate academic dud in funnel urn