The recent passage close to Earth of a mountain-sized asteroid has reignited discussions about how to deal with planet-threatening asteroids.
Duh! Obviously we just need to re-name them “undocumented meteors”.
The recent passage close to Earth of a mountain-sized asteroid has reignited discussions about how to deal with planet-threatening asteroids.
Duh! Obviously we just need to re-name them “undocumented meteors”.
how about we call the gdft wetbacks?
I’ve got a simple solution for a bunch of stuff. Let’s find all the morons running the government, put them in a rocket and fire that rocket into space at the meteor.
If they knock it off course – Win
If they explode on impact-Win
If they miss and continue to head out into space- Win for us, Fail for the universe (sorry about that)
Oh and I personally would like to thank The Guardian a UK news source for doing the job American journalist can’t seem to do, at least do correctly. They broke the story about our internet snoops. Maybe American “journalists” can be in a second rocket. That way if they crash land on a hospitable planet the government types won’t have to do the propagandizing themselves.
Quick! Let’s declare Planet Earth a Meteor-free Zone…for the Children!
That should make us all feel safer!
No More Tanguskas!
Undocumented Bacon to jw!
http://tinyurl.com/YGDFTYLTATSOTE
“undocumented meteors”… in flyover country.
Shooting B-Arks at them? That works for me.
@8 – I was waiting for that reference. Bacon to Basil!