[High Praise! to Think Geek]
Once upon a time, there was a bald guy who had a dream. Actually, we should be nice to Ty, our GeekLabs leader. He’s not entirely bald. (But he is evil at times.) Of course, someone beat us to attaching a real laser to a real shark. But we wanted something you could hold and enjoy with the whole evil family. Hence, the Shark with Frickin’ Laser Pointer was born.
Feel like you’ve just received your Doctorate of Evil Affairs when you whip out the Shark With Frickin’ Laser Pointer and use it in your next big meeting… or to exercise your cat. Now that this dream has come true, what’s next, baby?
Nice laser you’ve got there, say, did you just focus it on my job? ’cause it’s toast…
I’d settle for ill-tempered, mutated sea bass laser pointers.
How about a slightly irritated tuna with a flashlight?