[High Praise! to The Patriot Post]
In keeping with Anonymiss’s question “Who would Obama have cast as The Lone Ranger and Tonto?”
Archive of entries posted on 13th July 2013
One More Law Should Do the Trick
A new survey finds that 69% of Americans reject laws that would limit the sale of sugary soft drinks to 16 oz.
In response, Mayor Bloomberg is now proposing to ban any survey result over 31%.
Link of the Day: Satire – New ‘Progressive’ Marine Recruiting Campaign Under Fire
[High Praise! to The Duffel Blog]
New ‘Progressive’ Marine Recruiting Campaign Under Fire
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Fully Compliant With NSA Regulations, Too
[High Praise! to Very Demotivational]
Yeah… don’t do this around me. Take your little smartiephone and get off my lawn.
Think Greener!
President Obama’s latest green energy solution for developing nations: soccer balls with an electric generator inside.
If only there were a way to harness the energy of Obama puts into covering up scandals.
Little Help?
I’m woefully short of lolbama! entries for tomorrow (curse you, beautiful summer weather!) so if you’ve been saving any brilliant captions for a rainy day, I’d say there’s some dark clouds on the horizon, and I could use an umbrella.
Here’s last week’s uncaptioned:
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Sign a Petition to Repeal the Bill of Rights
[High Praise! to 5of7]
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #227,577)
For the language-sensitive, I’ll caution that the narrator curses in frustration at the 23 second mark (and deservedly so), so you can skip to 31 seconds without any loss of effect. After that it’s a bit repetitive, but it’s still interesting (in a slow train-wreck way) to watch person after person sign the petition. Once you feel like you’ve had enough, go to 3:34 for the happy ending.