Archive of entries posted on 5th July 2013

Spam Comments: A Love Song

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I noticed that the latest trend in spam comments was to compliment the site, so I strung together a few first lines from random spam comments and I think the result really captures the deep and abiding affection that Moon Nukers have for IMAO:
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Cheers to you, too, mate.

Cheers to you.

Wisdom of the Day: Sandwiches Brotherhood Iceland Obama Ferret

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Obama Warned Us – One People

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I think the American people have a generous instinct. They understand that we’re a nation of immigrants. But if those folks are going to live in this country, they have to be put on a pathway to citizenship that involves them paying a fine, making sure that they are at the back of the line and not cutting in front of people who applied legally to come into the country.

BARACK OBAMA, Larry King Live, Oct. 19, 2006

“Unless they promise to vote Democrat for life, in which case – WELCOME TO AMERICA!”

BREAKING: Violence and Unrest in the Middle East

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So there’s violence and unrest in the Middle East.

I know what you’re saying, “Of course there is; it’s a day that ends in a ‘y’.”

But apparently what’s going on in Egypt is special or something. I don’t really understand what’s going on there, though. I mean, I get tired enough trying to follow American politics that I don’t have any bandwidth for some other country. But anyway, there was like a military coup in Egypt and now that country is moving forward, making a new government to be overthrown some other time in the future… but hopefully a long time in the future. Like a couple years.

There’s hope that one day there will be peace in the Middle East, but I don’t know how long in the future it’s realistic to expect. It seems like we could all be planet Dune riding sandworms and battling over the control of spice and they’ll still be back on Earth shooting each other with AK-47s and blaming everything on Space-Jews.

But, anyway, things are changing in Egypt. Probably changing to yet another extremist Muslim rule, but hey, maybe they’ll surprise us.

But probably not.

If Obama Were a Lamer Duck, We Might Get the Economy Turned Around

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So, unemployment remains steady at 7.6%. I just realized recently I didn’t know what the unemployment rate was anymore. It used to be a pretty important thing, but I guess we’re just kind of used to it hovering around 8% now. And it’s not like Obama cares much about it now with him on climate change and illegal immigration and what not.

I remember when 6% was high unemployment, but if it actually got there before the end of Obama’s term, everyone would hail him as the greatest president ever ever. Of course, for things to get there, he’d have to stop trying to actively beat up business like with his Obamacare and who knows what his ideas to fight global warming will cost everyone. If he could just embrace being a lame duck and stop scaring everybody with his trying to do stuff, the economy might turn around. But it take humility to not do anything, and that’s pretty much the thing Obama lacks the most — and he lacks lots of things.

Man, if only we could get another Coolidge in the presidency. Don’t know if we ever will, though; best bet would be to wait for a president to die in office and then just not replace him.

Random Thoughts: Women’s Health, Egypt, and Obamacare

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I only saw one pro-abortion protester say, “Hail Satan!” The rest just implied it.

“You say you’re having vision trouble? Have you tried having an abortion? Well, I’m all out of ideas.” -women’s health

Idea: Some sort of pill you can take that reduces desire to argue with people on the internet.

Pro Tip: Don’t hail Satan.

So who do we want in control of Egypt? I vote for Israel.

The enlightened man learns to still hate a politician even when he agrees with everything the politician says.

The Middle East is not a stable region. It’s really not a great place to have a country.

My six week old son will often coup.

So how are the pyramids doing?

All I know about Egypt I learned from the Bangles.

The military can do coups? This changes everything.

Running Egypt would be a good way for an American presidential hopeful to show off his presidenting skills.

Media better patiently explain to viewers that this is the exceptional kind of violence and unrest in the Middle East and not the everyday kind.

So when does Obama start claiming he inherited Obamacare from Bush?

Why will Han Solo be in the new Star Wars movie? We all know what happens with him: He retires and starts making disposable coffee cups.

I like hearing my 2 yo daughter sing, but I hate how she thinks that means I want to hear her political opinions.

I think Romney was a pretty decent guy, but we still should have executed him for his failure as a warning to future GOP candidates.

I was hoping the surprise twist to the Zimmerman trial is that it was taking place in Egypt. News stories should have more surprise twists.

Finally saw Taken 2: The Tookening. No scene in it anywhere near the greatness of the “I told you I’d find you” scene of the first.

Do like how it just takes for granted Americans can just run around other countries shooting people and tossing grenades.

Wish I had t-shirt for Independence Day that says something like “America: Better than other countries.”

This week, both cars broke and debit card info got stolen, but I live in the US so I feel like a jerk complaining about anything.