I’m no misogynist, mind you, I’m just terrible at making sandwiches.
— Monkey Butler (@MetricButtload) July 3, 2013
Muslim Brotherhood < Brotherhood of Evil Mutants
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) July 3, 2013
Everyone in Iceland looks like they train at Cobra Kai.
— dan guterman (@danguterman) July 3, 2013
Sure, Obama has lots of terrible ideas about foreign policy & national security, but he rarely does anything about them.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) July 4, 2013
We will elect a gay Arab president long before we elect one that owns a ferret
— Mickey McCauley (@Mickey_McCauley) July 4, 2013