Link of the Day: Finally! A Search Engine That Won’t Make Muslims Riot. No, Seriously…

[High Praise! to Gang Aft Agley]

Maybe it doesn’t mean what I think it means…

BONUS LINK [(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])]:

Rap That Doesn’t Stink – Grillin’

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Wisdom of the Day: Snakes Bachelor Titanic Kids Jem Citizenship Cock-Fighting

Obama Warned Us – Being Called

People are very hungry for something new. I think they are interested in being called to be a part of something larger than the sort of small, petty, slash-and-burn politics that we have been seeing over the last several years.

BARACK OBAMA
, Los Angeles Times, Dec. 11, 2006

“To find out what that ‘something larger’ is, we’re monitoring everyone’s incoming calls.”

Freedom Marches On

So, the last state to not allow any conceal carry has fallen. People making the exact dumb arguments (“It will be the Wild West!”) they’ve been making for the last few decades while gun rights have increased and gun crime have gone down is just no longer effective in stopping freedom.

Anyway, there seems some dispute in whether what Illinois will now have is shall-issue or may-issue, but as the total currently stand for states other than Illinois, we have 38 shall-issue states, 3 constitutional carry states (no permit needed), and 8 may-issue states. Yes, there’s now only a handful of states left that wants you to be someone famous or connected before being allowed your right to defend yourself. There has been all this focus on gay marriage and how inevitable it is, yet no one seems to be shaming these last few holdouts on conceal carry and their archaic views on individual rights. We have more than forty states where any law-abiding citizen can carry and all the crazed scenarios the loons against guns predict haven’t happened, so what are the objections they have left?

Views on guns have moved in only one direction for the past fifty years — towards further recognition of one’s right to a self-defense that shouldn’t be questioned by the state. And now the only ones left against it our the most stubborn and the most dumb. They all makes these wild-eyed predictions of “If we allow people to carry guns, X will happen!” but they never actually can point to one of the states with conceal carry and give an actual example of their crazed scenario occurring in real life — because they can’t. You’d think that might convince they aren’t good at understanding human behavior and guns, but once again: Stubborn. Dumb.

Still, universal carry — where you can get one permit and carry throughout the country — is in reach. And then we need to get carry rights worldwide. I don’t want some sissy in Europe telling me I can’t carry a gun. Especially since they’re sissies and I have a gun.

Blogiversary! …Yesterday

So, as Harvey pointed out, I complete missed IMAO’s 11th blogiversary yesterday. Just been pretty busy with the new kid and travel and family visiting and I just totally blanked on it. Oh yeah; I’ve been meaning to put up pictures of the new kid. I’ll get to it… soon. He looks like a baby, if you’re curious.

Anyway, eleven years is a long time to be blogging. I’ve probably learned a lot all these years… though I’m not sure about what. How to write every morning even if you don’t quite feel like it, I guess. I’m sure that’s somewhat useful.

And I guess I’ve progressed. Before, I was just a 23 year old living alone putting some opinions on the internet, and now I’m a 34 year old who is married and has two kids and has a publisher (busy on my third book!) and writes columns that sometime appear in actual newspapers… and hopefully will get a contract for his fiction soon. So that’s sort of a journey, I guess. And you’ve been with me throughout it all. Well, I don’t know if any of you in particular have been since I don’t know if I have any readers are left from back when I first started — the blog was much better back then. Well, Harvey is still around, if he counts. And if he’s real.

Anyway, I was hoping this blog would eventually evolve into a vanity site for when I’m super famous and everyone just wants to come fawn over me. Hasn’t happened yet, but it could still be in the cards. And I certainly don’t plan on giving up blogging any time soon… though I often fantasize about it. What would it be like not having to get up early ever morning to write before going to work? Actually, the thought kind of scares me a little. I guess I don’t want to know what that’s like.

Restructuring Microsoft

ClippyAccording to reports, Microsoft will unveil its new restructuring on Thursday.

The one-time tech leader is looking to change its form into something better suited to today’s environment. But just what will those changes entail?

I’m thinking they’ll split into two major division: Stuff That Works and Stuff That’s Crap.

The Stuff That Works will continue to support the Xbox 360, the Microsoft Mouse, Microsoft Surface Pro, and Microsoft Security Essentials.

The Stuff That’s Crap division will encompass Microsoft Windows, Microsoft Surface RT, Xbox One, and just about everything else.

Products and services like Microsoft office, which are currently slated for the Stuff That’s Crap division could wind up in Stuff That Works, but that’s still uncertain.

Now, will Microsoft really do this? Well, they already have. At least, that’s how I’ve thought of there stuff for years. On Thursday, they have the chance to make it official.

Will they? Probably not.

Will the restructuring work? Are you kidding? The people that brought you Clippy, Microsoft Bob, the Zune, and the Ken? What could possibly go wrong?

Random Thoughts: Meat, Electricity, and Mutants

I hate opening a bottle of 15-year-old Scotch because then I have explain to it about 9/11.

Who tends to be more far left: Someone who claims to be left-of-center or someone who claims to be moderate?

Man, poor Illinois. It was the last state that wasn’t the Wild West with everyone shooting each other, but now it has concealed carry.

The only way to make a vegetable fit for human consumption is to feed it to a cow and then eat the cow.

Whoever figured out how to make a gummy vitamin has done more for American health than Obamacare ever could.

Kind of like how we put iodine in salt and fluoride in water, can’t we just fortify corn syrup with all the nutrients we need?

I wish I got to decide which viewpoints we should tolerate and which ones we shouldn’t.

It would probably help race relations if people were more careful about which things they make big racial issues out of.

Somehow I got a degree in Electrical Engineering from Carnegie Mellon and still don’t know a thing about how an electrical outlet works.

Well, I guess that’s the difference between an electrical engineer and an electrician.

The main thing I know about electricity is that it’s invisible and it wants to kill me.

In all my engineer courses, they always assumed that you plugged it in and that part worked, so the outlet never came up.

I’d like some sort of reality show that showed us the lives of internet trolls.

Probably 20 years late on this question, but what even is flow control? Default in HyperTerminal is “hardware” but I’ve only ever used none.

“Rule 1, don’t talk about Fight Club. Rule 2… Rule 3, profit.”

“Thanks for saving me! How’d you get your powers? Spider bite? Super serum?”
“Born with them.”
“I DISCRIMINATE AGAINST YOU!” -Marvel universe

Technically, aren’t the characters from The Incredibles all mutants since they just seem to be born with powers?

A surprise attack leading people into a rush to war – it’s pretty eerie how much that Michael Bay film Pearl Harbor predicted 9/11.

Making a kid’s story titled “Milo the Robber Baron.” Kids like robber barons, right?