I only saw one pro-abortion protester say, “Hail Satan!” The rest just implied it.
“You say you’re having vision trouble? Have you tried having an abortion? Well, I’m all out of ideas.” -women’s health
Idea: Some sort of pill you can take that reduces desire to argue with people on the internet.
Pro Tip: Don’t hail Satan.
So who do we want in control of Egypt? I vote for Israel.
The enlightened man learns to still hate a politician even when he agrees with everything the politician says.
The Middle East is not a stable region. It’s really not a great place to have a country.
My six week old son will often coup.
So how are the pyramids doing?
All I know about Egypt I learned from the Bangles.
The military can do coups? This changes everything.
Running Egypt would be a good way for an American presidential hopeful to show off his presidenting skills.
Media better patiently explain to viewers that this is the exceptional kind of violence and unrest in the Middle East and not the everyday kind.
So when does Obama start claiming he inherited Obamacare from Bush?
Why will Han Solo be in the new Star Wars movie? We all know what happens with him: He retires and starts making disposable coffee cups.
I like hearing my 2 yo daughter sing, but I hate how she thinks that means I want to hear her political opinions.
I think Romney was a pretty decent guy, but we still should have executed him for his failure as a warning to future GOP candidates.
I was hoping the surprise twist to the Zimmerman trial is that it was taking place in Egypt. News stories should have more surprise twists.
Finally saw Taken 2: The Tookening. No scene in it anywhere near the greatness of the “I told you I’d find you” scene of the first.
Do like how it just takes for granted Americans can just run around other countries shooting people and tossing grenades.
Wish I had t-shirt for Independence Day that says something like “America: Better than other countries.”
This week, both cars broke and debit card info got stolen, but I live in the US so I feel like a jerk complaining about anything.
“So who do we want in control of Egypt? I vote for Israel.”
No. Israel has enough troubles already.
I agree with you about Taken 2. I loved the first movie, but the second was just retarded. I can’t believe they’re making Taken 3 and that Liam Nesson is getting paid 20 million for it. But hey, I guess that still makes more sense than anything Obama has done while in office.
With the mideast exploding into chaos is it too early to say NASA has failed their Muslim outreach mission the President gave them?
A good way to hail Satan is to step off the curb and hold up your hand with your index and pinky fingers extended.
It may get you beaten up in some European countries, though.
So, it’s not just a good way, it’s the best way.
On that Israel bit, Andrew Klavan did a good piece on that, can find it on YouTube
This week, both cars broke and debit card info got stolen, but I live in the US so I feel like a jerk complaining about anything.
Reminds me of a story of a lady visiting her father-in-law who was dying of cancer. She had a migraine, but didn’t want to mention it. Her father-in-law said something to the effect that just because he had cancer didn’t mean she couldn’t have a migraine.
It may get you beaten up in some European countries, though.
Bwahahahahahha!