Straight Line of the Day: State Department Officials Spent $630,000 to Get More Facebook “Likes”. Other Recent Expenditures…

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State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…

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  1. State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…

    … $1.3 billion to buy the approval of the Morsi regime in Egypt. Ooops.

  2. State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…
    $1.3 billion on secret de-coder rings so messages to each other won’t be read be those sneaky pests over at the NSA.
    $800 million at godaddy.com for cool domain names.
    $1.2 million for windsurfing lessons ’cause our new boss is in to that.

  3. $1.73 million for unicorn feed
    $710,000 for atlases and maps to show where Benghazi is
    $3.64 million for “services at Korean massage parlors”, to familiarize themselves with Korean culture

  4. State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…

    … $750,000 for a 2 pack of black HP printer cartridges. (We all know those are really expensive!)

  5. …50 billion in the Pigford wind farm settlement. Black wind farmers said they had been forced to only use the wind at night when the wind was black.

    …$630,000 to every person on earth to not mention the size of Anthony Weiner’s nose. Every person except one.

  6. State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…

    …$1,000,000 for pork chops to tie around their necks so their own dogs will play with them.

  7. $500,000 for “Kiss Me, I’m IRS” t-shirts.
    $650,000 for portraits of John Kerry entitled “State — C’est Moi” and “Secretary of Estates.”
    $4 million to settle an infringement suit out of court to Sally Fields.
    $200,000 for embroidered toilet paper reading “Sequester Cuts Hurt Us All.”

  8. State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…

    … $70k on consultants to research how the “LOLcat” phenomenon can be used to promote foreign policy goals.

    … $250k to transport Kerry’s yacht to the Tidal Basin for more convenient getaways during an international crisis.

  9. …$80,000,000 to find out if revolving doors in our Australian embassy turned the same way as ours do here.

    …$30,000,000 for blank checks with extra large in-the-amount-of boxes.

  10. State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…

    …2 cents for their annual purchase of a rat’s asses that they give for Americans.

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