Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…
… $832,000 on wardrobe updates to hopefully get into the “cool kids” clique.
State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…
…$10,987,334.43 to buy gum for everyone in the unemployment line.
State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…
… $1.3 billion to buy the approval of the Morsi regime in Egypt. Ooops.
…$752,000 for make-up artists since they no longer have Hillary’s natural beauty in their favor.
State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…
$250,000,000 for ketchup packets. Coincidence? I think not!
…$0.00 to Harvey for fashion tips.
…7 trillion dollars for in-your-face hate hikes.
…$30,000,000 to the Georgetown Airlift that sends in Sandra Fluke’s birth control.
another $440,000 investing in Monopoly sets. Only $22 on Amazon, and each one comes with a cool $15K in cash!
$3.59 for constitutional white out.
…include $550,000 by the State Department’s Libyan Office to buy “Forgets.”
2.6 million worth of Greyhound buses to throw people under.
$840,000 to get LESS Facebook likes.
State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…
$1.3 billion on secret de-coder rings so messages to each other won’t be read be those sneaky pests over at the NSA.
$800 million at godaddy.com for cool domain names.
$1.2 million for windsurfing lessons ’cause our new boss is in to that.
$1.73 million for unicorn feed
$710,000 for atlases and maps to show where Benghazi is
$3.64 million for “services at Korean massage parlors”, to familiarize themselves with Korean culture
State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…
… $750,000 for a 2 pack of black HP printer cartridges. (We all know those are really expensive!)
… $16 trillion to destroy America
… $3 trillion to buy more votes in the last presidential election
… $500 billion to create jobs in China
…$200 million for MySpace friends
…$400 million for Second Life money
… $1.5 billion for GEnie credits
$45,000 to Googlebomb “Obama is Sexy”
State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…
1.2M for more friends on My Space
…50 billion in the Pigford wind farm settlement. Black wind farmers said they had been forced to only use the wind at night when the wind was black.
…$630,000 to every person on earth to not mention the size of Anthony Weiner’s nose. Every person except one.
State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…
…$1,000,000 for pork chops to tie around their necks so their own dogs will play with them.
$500,000 for “Kiss Me, I’m IRS” t-shirts.
$650,000 for portraits of John Kerry entitled “State — C’est Moi” and “Secretary of Estates.”
$4 million to settle an infringement suit out of court to Sally Fields.
$200,000 for embroidered toilet paper reading “Sequester Cuts Hurt Us All.”
…$916,001 on “Burn Phones” so they can make their votes really count on “Reality Television”.
……….17 billion dollars to convince salmon to spawn downstream.
…$1,000,000 to get people to ‘friend’ Joe Biden.
Making millions of people dislike them-$0 See? The government knows how to save money after all.
State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…
for stocking up on Ambassadors, they go through them like fire.
… $715 million to stockpile cocaine and hookers as a hedge against future price hikes.
State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…
… $70k on consultants to research how the “LOLcat” phenomenon can be used to promote foreign policy goals.
… $250k to transport Kerry’s yacht to the Tidal Basin for more convenient getaways during an international crisis.
State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…
$1,999,999.99 for that lovely set of Ginzu knives.
…$80,000,000 to find out if revolving doors in our Australian embassy turned the same way as ours do here.
…$30,000,000 for blank checks with extra large in-the-amount-of boxes.
…$43,000,000 to Alec Baldwin to stay the heck away from Twitter or become a Republican.
State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook “likes”. Other recent expenditures…
…2 cents for their annual purchase of a rat’s asses that they give for Americans.
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