Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
Take the money, leave Anonymiss’ cookies!
… didn’t you go to OU?
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
That’s OK Congress will authorize repayments for me later.
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
Hey, stop working my side of the street.
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
You must think your ass is drone-proof! Ref: http://www.politico.com/story/2013/10/report-nsa-and-cia-collaborate-on-drone-strikes-98453.html
You can run, you can hide, but you won’t survive…
If you want to live, give me all your money!
I’ll get even at tax time.
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
Stealing from people with a gun? How 20th century.
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
I hear the IRS is hiring.
I’m sorry, your position has been furloughed.
We know what you did last summer!
So, THAT’S what it feels like…
Keep your hands off me Harry Reid.
“DRONE STRIKE BINGO!!!!’
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
How about a little professional courtesy?
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
Comrade!
“Do I have any money? I can answer that, but then I’d have to kill you.”
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
You know I’m only a spudboy looking for a real tomato.
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
“My money or my life? I gotta think about that.”
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
“That’s not a gun, THIS is a gun.”
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
“I know where you live, I know what you watch, I know who you talk to. SO what are you going to do?” *BLAM!* *BLAM!”
“No I don’t want your Obamaphone.”
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
You complete me.
Badges?… I don’t need no stinkin’ badges.
Go ahead punk… make my day.
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
You want to sign up for Obamacare with that?
….I got a job for you, lets get some coffee.
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
You know that you are in violation of several laws by being in possession of the firearm? It’s an AR-15, isn’t it?
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
I work for the NSA and… “what you have to ask yourself is, do I feel lucky. Well do ya’ punk?”
Hey, did you ever see that movie ‘Death Wish’?
You picked the wrong suicide bomber — Allahu Akbar!!
Smile, you’re on satellite camera.
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
Amateur.
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
Don’t teach you grandmother how to suck eggs!
Tu ne quaesieris, pro qua fucus manum percutit tecum.
Pull the other one, it has bells on it.
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
Et tu, Brute?
“That’s not a knife…. this is a glock.”
Wow! the camera loves you!
Bill? Bill Clinton? Haven’t you learned not to mess with interns?
I work for the NSA and that stands for Don’t Annoy Anonymiss. D’oh.
In a few years you’re gonna be in BIG trouble buster. If we can get your file back from Edward Snowden.
Hey, watch where you’re pointing that finger. If we were in school you would be suspended for the rest of the year!
Look Ms Pelosi, you can’t really rob someone of their youth or looks and this canister of botulism toxin is not the same thing as Botox…… errrr actually it works better so go ahead and take it.
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
“Is it safe?”
“Just like a lib…bring a knife to a drone fight.”
“Hey, we’re hiring folks with your skillsets! Let me get you a SF-171!”
“I’ve been expecting you”
“Come on, man…I’ve seen your voting record, your Facebook posts, your emails, your web searches…we’re on the same side!”
DuDe!—come back in 3 weeks after I have a raise and back pay in my pocket.
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
“I love a good mugging in the morning, it feels like….Victory!”
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
“When the student is ready, the teacher appears.”
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
Better not steal from me, I work for the NSA.
To which, the mugger said “OK, give me MY money”
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
Silence! I kill you!
So you’re back at ‘work’ after your 16 day furlough.
Don’t I recognize you? You work for the IRS!
Don’t forget, I know where you live.
“seriously? You have like $3000 in your bank account…you’re really going to do this??”
“oh! Hello Mr. “Likes-to-download-naughty-pictures-of-feet-while-waiting-for-the-bus-at-4th-and-elm””
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
I’m an NSA intern; interns don’t get paid; the government is shut down, so I am doubly unpaid — therefore, unless you have some spare change, get the hell away from me!
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
How could I have missed seeing this coming, literally!
Zoinks!
YOu do know that even interns have access to the drone codes.
… Is this what I’ve been doing to people?
… But how can crime happen, we’ve been keeping an eye on all the evil right-wingers!
http://youtu.be/KM_oVxBhgPs
Alternately
http://youtu.be/qHxthrg9DH8
The intern said, “Oh, yeah? Who’s in your wallet?” (stolen from bumper sticker)
What did the NSA intern say to the mugger?
I’m from the NSA. the NBA, and the NRA… I’m a ‘know it all’ that shoots fouls, like you, with a .44 magnum!
Intern: “You should’ve seen the exam I gave to the last mugger.”
Mugger: “Oh… rectum?”
Intern: “Wreck’d ‘im? Dang near killed ‘im.”
Look, I work in the Obama administration, so why don’t you just take my weekly crack cocaine allotment and we can finish up my shift of mugging Conservatives together.
…”That’s soooo 20th Century, grandpa.”