Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
YouTube plans to launch an awards show, which will feature…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
YouTube plans to launch an awards show, which will feature…
YouTube plans to launch an awards show, which will feature…
The best cookies ever devised by the human mind, those of Anonymiss.
YouTube plans to launch an awards show, which will feature…
lots and lots of cat videos. And then some more cat videos.
YouTube plans to launch an awards show, which will feature…
the smartest video of the week, if they can find any.
…a great deal of copyright infringement.
… awards for Most Racist Comment of the Year, Most Illogical Comment of the Year, and Masochist of the Year (for the person who reads the most youtube comments).
… a comments section that will be closed in 2.4 minutes due to overwhelming abuse.
…the new group, “Lame” playing their new hit song “Lame.”
…lameness.
Joe Biden shooting Grumpy Cat with his shotgun.
…best dog recipes.
…Ted Cruz reading Green Eggs and Ham.
… lots and lots of Google tracking the viewers.
@12: That is, the bad kind of “cookies”.
…a monkey washing a cat.
A category described as “self incrimination”
YouTube plans to launch an awards show, which will feature…
and easy “off” button.
YouTube plans to launch an awards show, which will feature…
“My stupid Congressman did this today.” award.
YouTube plans to launch an awards show, which will feature…
bad Karaoke.
YouTube plans to launch an awards show, which will feature…
… things glaringly absent from other awards shows – namely style, dignity and restraint.
…the new group, The Obamacare Navigators, singing their new hit, “All Your Healthcare Are Belong To Us!”
…Frank J., singing, “On The Road Again.”
…awards of cookies baked in the shape of Oscar the Grouch.
…no one of any interest to me
…an award for the best rendition of “Hail To The Chief” by a female Klingon singer.
In retaliation, Twitter just announced it’s own awards program, “I Can Name The Tune In 140 Notes.”
…lifetime achievement award for that “leave Britney alone” guy
…pauses every few seconds while the words “buffering” appear on the screen
Pelosi, Reid, and Obama as the Nairobi Trio
…advertisments for Obamacare that lock-up your computer.
…celebrity host, Antoine Dodson!
…The first major Award… The YouBoob will be won by Barack Obama.
…a live feed of Bob Saget filing a lawsuit.
…at least 3 Adobe Flash updates durring the awards show.
…the handsome statuette, Golden Grumpeh Cat.
… two-dimensional presenters, which the average youtube viewer won’t see as any different than what they’re used to.
…people insulting eachother in the comments section
…new Federal laws requiring you to watch it or pay a
taxfinefeetax…a strange Javascript that must be enabled from a website called “nsacapcha.gov.”
…this
http://www.wimp.com/walruscolony/
@37 Who got access to my home movies?
…a suprise guest appearance by Michelle Obama featuring live props wearing military uniforms.
“Your” home movies? Hahahaha!
-The NSA
YouTube plans to launch an awards show, which will feature…
lawyers, guns and money.
@40 Aren’t you guys supposed to be on furlough or something?
…an award for the best sarcastic reference to an outdated meme.
…Rick-rolling.
…a compilation [buffering……….] of all the [buffering……..] best that You[buffering…….]tube has to offer in the [buffering……………………….]
…Chris Crocker and the Leave Britney Alone Players.
…Chocolate Rain. (To go with Anonymiss’ cookies)
…all of the old IMAO podcasts as an example of what not to do.
@38 walruskkkch
why that would be me 🙂 and i got more so behave or else
YouTube plans to launch an awards show, which will feature…
…a montage of Barry celebrating golf shots — he thought were wonderful.
…Michelle Obama twerking — with active service members as props.
…a montage of Michelle O. donning and adjusting a selection of her favorite boob belts
…a compilation of Obama vacation highlights — with American taxpayers and wealthy liberal donors as backdrops.
“…Michelle Obama twerking — with active service members as props.”
A truly despicable image. I move that it be stricken.
@48
I second.
@46 Luckily I have no shame, which lets me blend in with my liberal friends.
@27 – I don’t know if that’ll get you cookies, but I’m definitely tossing an Obscury your way:
@50 walruskkkch
ok http://www.wimp.com/nicemusic/
@52 I do a mean Bill Clinton impersonation, don’t I?
@ 53
as long as you let it stop with the sax.
that’s what you get for havng liberal friends
@53 You mean I can’t be President? It’s my species, isn’t it? SPECIESIST!
@54 Ditto from 55.
@55
nope, it’s your similarity to bill clinton
@57 Stop using code words, Speciesist!
@ 58
http://www.wimp.com/walruspractices/
@59 Handsome and talented, what’s not to love.
And ladies, he still single!
YouTube plans to launch an awards show, which will feature…
Lots of videos with references to coffee made from snow
@60m
yes ladies, come cuddle with a walrus
http://www.wimp.com/cuddlingwalruses/
@62 Born to cuddle, bay-bee!
Once you do Walrus, you’ll be singing the Hallelujah Chorus!
…a compliation video of women in red lipstick licking a hammer.
…videos featuring 23 of my cousins – all idiots.
@65 DamnCat
and i got videos of them, too.
…a compilation of Russian dashcam videos with “Yakkity Sax” soundtrack.
What a combination: cuddly walruses and idiotic cats.
Fraaaaaaaank!
@68 jimmy
how about a cat before frank gets here:
http://www.wimp.com/ratcat/
acne.
…and suck up cookies for me:
http://www.wimp.com/oreocookies/
I doubt Miss Anony will bite on that cookie reference, jw.
And, I don’t think Frank’s coming back. He’s disgusted with us, or something.
I mean, like Walrus needs a date, Cat’s sick of his idiot relatives and Smilin’ Jack’s got Michelle twerking in front of servicemen. And then there’s Harvey goin’ all General Haig on us the other day. What the heck is going on here?!
…the source of 89 million videos that YouTube will make posters take down.
…what MTV wishes it was: MTV with even less taste and restraint.
…few Muslims but quite a bit of Muslim outreach. Also the kind of stuff sure to outrage Muslims everywhere.
…teenage boys “accepting” their awards in various ICU’s while their parents weep.
@55 – Of course its your species. If we’d wanted a superfluous blobby type for president, we’d have elected Ted Kennedy when we had the chance.
@72 jimmy
Frank will be back. he loves us. he has to, no one else will. besides, harvey is around and i’m pretty sure that they share the same brain.
walrus needs a date? well, here is a nice lady walrus http://www.wimp.com/walrusmother/
the cat’s sick of his idiot relatives? of course he is. that’s what idiot relatives are for.
smilin’ jack and that whole michelle thing….yeah you got me on that one.
harvey goin’all general haig? hey, don’t be dissin’ the haigster. too cool fer school. plus, basil has been around lately.
“what the heck is going on here?!”
it’s thursday at imao
and you don’t think Miss Anony will go for the cookies reference? i’ll take that bet. unlike the walrus, though, i’ll share ’em.
@74 rodney dill
is this teddy kennedy? http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/photos/13-of-the-ugliest-animals-on-the-planet/blobfish
Speciesist, I’m surrounded by speciesists.
They only way to share cookies is by baking more of them.
@78 walruskkkch
i’ll tell miss anony if i get cookies.
I’m baking right now. Pumpkin chocolate chip, and I baked the pumpkins myself (with a little coaching from an expert).
The oreo video was clever, but oreos aren’t really cookies. More like crackers. They’re not terrible. They just WISH they were cookies.
You can always try try again.
Can never do too much kissing up 🙂
@47 smilin’ jack
i got a vid of michelle twerking, but without active service members. i hesitate to post it. i think Frank might frown on it. i frown on it and i have no standards at all.
“oreos aren’t really cookies. More like crackers.”
That is probably the racistest thing I’ve ever read at IMAO!
and speciesest too
but mostly racist
If they came from a store, they’re not “cookies”.
Sorry.
I know.
I’m SO not PC.
Don’t get me wrong, jw, I liked General Haig. But I’m now convinced Harvey absolutely adored the guy. Prolly has a picture of him on the wall of his dining room.
No Irish policy. Pffft.
By definition, cookies must have “love” baked in. 🙂
@86 all he needs is a beard:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Alexander_Haig_Official_Portrait.jpg
@87 so now crackers aren’t even loved? racistist
The love makes them calorie free, established scientific consensus.
@89 walruskkch
i guess i’m forgetting the walrus’ well known calorie restriction:
http://www.photolib.noaa.gov/htmls/anim0031.htm
Smilin’ Jack says: “…Michelle Obama twerking — with active service members as props. ”
“…Michelle Obama twerking — with active service members puking as props. ”
Fixed it, sorta
@90 It’s not like we still can’t be models.
http://howsyourrevolution.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/walrus.jpg
@92
too true
http://www.wimp.com/otterwalrus/
@93 You know this means war!
http://youtu.be/gGzxHES0zY8
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@94 ok big guy, but you need to get in shape: