A new report shows that injuries from doctor-controlled robotic surgeries have doubled in the last year.
Well, if they ever get tired of medicine, they could work for Obama as drone pilots.
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If I had told you when Congress was getting ready to pass Obamacare that in 2013, we’d have killer robots operating on people, you’d’ve said I was a right-wing nutcase.*
I worked for a hospital 2 years ago – one surgeon had 3 people bleed out and die from robotic surgeries. The last patient was one of the hospital admins Mom – oops. They forced him to take about a month and a half leave then let him come back and eventually reinstated him fully. There is no way I would consent to robotic surgery.
C’mon folks, that guy who’s mom got sliced and julienned by a surgi-cuisinart should be all-the-way grateful for the six weeks he got…I mean, could be worse, right? The Obamedicos could’ve handed his mom over in a blood-sodden Hefty bag, told him to deal with her on his own time then get the Hell back to work.
Actually, that’s probably how it will go once Obamacare is in full effect.
If I had told you when Congress was getting ready to pass Obamacare that in 2013, we’d have killer robots operating on people, you’d’ve said I was a right-wing nutcase.*
Basil, you are a right wing nutcase. accuracy is not a defense.
Erm, surgical strikes?
I welcome our new robotic doctor overlords. Now where is my gall bladder.
Ironically, RobamaCare Doctors actually DO cut off the feet of diabetic patients for profit:
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tom-blumer/2009/08/13/surgical-strike-surgeons-group-blasts-obamas-30k-50k-leg-amputation-clai
I worked for a hospital 2 years ago – one surgeon had 3 people bleed out and die from robotic surgeries. The last patient was one of the hospital admins Mom – oops. They forced him to take about a month and a half leave then let him come back and eventually reinstated him fully. There is no way I would consent to robotic surgery.
C’mon folks, that guy who’s mom got sliced and julienned by a surgi-cuisinart should be all-the-way grateful for the six weeks he got…I mean, could be worse, right? The Obamedicos could’ve handed his mom over in a blood-sodden Hefty bag, told him to deal with her on his own time then get the Hell back to work.
Actually, that’s probably how it will go once Obamacare is in full effect.