Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “The White House Is Asking for Shutdown Sob Stories. What’s Yours?”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
Pro tip to the guys: show a lady you really know how to use your rolling pin, and you too could be on a winning streak*.
I bet you got a big kitchen, you know, compensating.
On the contrary, I have a lot of experience working in tight spaces. Very tight.
Got two words fer ya, “Big & Tall” shop.
Oh BOY! You guys…