Cleanliness Cocktail

A Pennsylvania man stole 12 bottles of hand sanitizer from a hospital so he could mix it with orange juice and drink it.

Apparently the only treatment covered under Obamacare Bronze.

3 Comments

  1. All you have to do is mix in a little salt and run it through a coffee strainer to separate the alcohol. I know this not because I am an alchy but because I am retired prison official.

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