Big Mother… is back…
[#YourMomCares: Jonah Hill, Adam Levine, Jennifer Lopez and Alicia Keys’ Moms] (Viewer #787,144)
I miss the days when Liberals were parodyable. The message in this one?:
“Waste your money on health insurance you don’t need, or you don’t love your mother.”
Really? What’ll they try to leverage next? Baseball? Hot Dogs? Apple Pie?
Maybe I should stop saying “Obamacare ads can’t get any creepier”, because they seem to take it as a challenge, but this time I really don’t think it can get any creepier than Michelle’s line at the 1:32 mark (which is lined up for you below – just hit play):
Your kids already have health insurance because they’re kajillionaires for stumbling blindly into celebrity. So, you’re not actually worried. You were never worried. And this is disingenuous.
All this makes me want to do is throw hand grenades at your kids. Because, y’know, they’re covered. No biggie.
They actually nag you because that’s what liberals do. They have whining, sniveling and naging down to a science.
They are not getting my sympathy…They’re the ones that raised their children to be ‘knuckleheads’.
Well! Now Moochelle is a black Madame Ceausescu, instead of (as ordinarily) a black Babbitt.
As for the others — there’s no tool like an old tool.
I think that I’m about fifty years too old to have ugly women talking to me as if I’m a child.
Aren’t we lucky we weren’t raised by Liberal idiots?
Did you notice how none of them actually have the same last name as their kids? I’d say that either suggests that they aren’t too committed to the whole “family” thing, or that the kids changed their names to distance themselves from their moms (granted, I know divorces happen and/or they may not have taken their husbands’ names, but come on. I think you could have had at least 1 in 4 if you talked with conservative mothers).