What’s He Do With the Other Hand?

A top White House adviser said President Obama shows leadership by being “on the phone relentlessly with European leaders”.

That can’t possibly be true – holding the phone would interfere with his golf swing.

Link of the Day: Satire – Vice President Biden Admits He Occasionally Takes Out Payday Loans

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Vice President Biden Admits He Occasionally Takes Out Payday Loans

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Eye of the Beholder

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Just Trying to Help

In Iraq, radical ISIS insurgents are forcing shopkeepers to put veils on their mannequins.

Here’s a better idea: let’s put some missiles on their mullahs.

About that Poodle Picture

Obama’s being roundly mocked – and rightly so – over this picture that was tweeted by Russia’s Deputy Prime Minister:

But it’s even crueler to Obama than you might think.

That picture comes from a photo shoot he did in 2009 in the Winter edition of The American Dog Magazine, wherein he promised to adopt a shelter dog.

He ended up getting a purebred from Ted Kennedy.

Oops. Promise broken.

Oh, and their second dog wasn’t adopted either.