Archive of entries posted on 19th August 2014

The Left Hates That We’re Not Caffeine-Free

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[Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics (High Praise!)]

Permissive

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Virginia’s State Board of Elections changed the definition of the word “valid” in the state’s voter ID law to allow voting with an expired identification card.

Unbelievable! It doesn’t also include “had a note from his mother?”

In Capable Hands

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[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

Link of the Day: Dragon VS Bunny Rabbit

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[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]

2012 Sorta Fresh – March

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Wisdom of the Day: Eggs Val Coma Harmony Race

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Seems Fair

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The DoJ is suing the Pennsylvania State Police for requiring both men and women applying for entry-level trooper jobs to pass the same physical fitness tests.

So… let me make sure I’ve got this straight… the DoJ wants the tests to be separate but equal?

Obama Warned Us – Higher Education

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In the weekly address, President Obama discusses the importance of affordable higher education: http://ofa.bo/i0dF #CollegeOpportunity

@BarackObama

“College is where you learn that the government has a monopoly on the student loan industry, so please borrow generously.”

Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas Hotel. She Also Demanded…

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Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

Random Thoughts: Marijuana, Stalin, and NYTimes

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Apparently the galleys went out for my new book. Not sure to whom. If you have one, you are of the lucky few.

I’ve never smoked marijuana, but I once smelled some at a Dave Matthews concert and then immediately I wanted to punch a cop.

Is the pope using his infallibility when he says, “Kill the bastards!”?

Maybe we could solve things if we are all just angrier about how we’re sure we’re right.

As Josef Stalin said, “The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a hashtag.”

Josef Stalin never actually said anything like that death of millions quote often attributed to him. STOP SLANDERING JOSEF STALIN!

Wow, you can almost feel how painful it is for them to overcome their partisanship to have a modicum of integrity.

I’m guessing first draft ended with “Even so, he’s an icky Republican and we don’t like him. Ew.”

I’m writing a column. I haven’t done one in a while, which isn’t fair to all of you.

You all deserve to have my opinions. And I deserve to be paid for them.

Reaching Out

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Democrat Congressman John Lewis said that Republicans never supported Obama, complaining that “every olive branch he extended was broken”.

Yes, over the head of any Republican who was fool enough to trust him.