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Archive of entries posted on 19th August 2014
Permissive
Virginia’s State Board of Elections changed the definition of the word “valid” in the state’s voter ID law to allow voting with an expired identification card.
Unbelievable! It doesn’t also include “had a note from his mother?”
In Capable Hands
Link of the Day: Dragon VS Bunny Rabbit
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Wisdom of the Day: Eggs Val Coma Harmony Race
(commercial for eggs)
*places tiny backwards hat on an egg*
Narrator: "Eggs"
— jonnifer lopez (@senderblock23) August 16, 2014
"Let's name him after that sassy waitress from the diner where we met" -Val Kilmer's parents, probably
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) August 18, 2014
Patient coming out of 45-year coma: what's the latest news?
Doctor: Nixon's talking about the race riots.
Patient: put me back in the coma.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 18, 2014
Although the Ferguson protests are painful now, just keep in mind that at the end of them, we will have perfect racial harmony.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) August 19, 2014
"I don't see race." -Russian guy in the back row of a NASCAR event
— Jerm Himselfish (@JermHimselfish) August 19, 2014
Seems Fair
The DoJ is suing the Pennsylvania State Police for requiring both men and women applying for entry-level trooper jobs to pass the same physical fitness tests.
So… let me make sure I’ve got this straight… the DoJ wants the tests to be separate but equal?
Obama Warned Us – Higher Education
In the weekly address, President Obama discusses the importance of affordable higher education: http://ofa.bo/i0dF #CollegeOpportunity
“College is where you learn that the government has a monopoly on the student loan industry, so please borrow generously.”
Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas Hotel. She Also Demanded…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…
Random Thoughts: Marijuana, Stalin, and NYTimes
Apparently the galleys went out for my new book
I’ve never smoked marijuana, but I once smelled some at a Dave Matthews concert and then immediately I wanted to punch a cop.
Is the pope using his infallibility when he says, “Kill the bastards!”?
Maybe we could solve things if we are all just angrier about how we’re sure we’re right.
As Josef Stalin said, “The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a hashtag.”
Josef Stalin never actually said anything like that death of millions quote often attributed to him. STOP SLANDERING JOSEF STALIN!
Wow, you can almost feel how painful it is for them to overcome their partisanship to have a modicum of integrity.
I’m guessing first draft ended with “Even so, he’s an icky Republican and we don’t like him. Ew.”
I’m writing a column. I haven’t done one in a while, which isn’t fair to all of you.
You all deserve to have my opinions. And I deserve to be paid for them.
Reaching Out
Democrat Congressman John Lewis said that Republicans never supported Obama, complaining that “every olive branch he extended was broken”.
Yes, over the head of any Republican who was fool enough to trust him.