I used to pull to the left a lot until someone pointed this out to me.
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Archive of entries posted on 29th August 2014
We Don’t Want to Look at Your Phone – UPDATED
I don’t know if what this video has to say is all that important in the grand scheme of things, but I recently caught up on “Sherlock”, and had the exact same thought the video’s creator did, which made me really appreciate his other points, as well. Hope you do, too.
[A Brief Look at Texting and the Internet in Film] (Viewer #145,786)
UPDATE: I replaced the Vimeo version of the video with the YouTube version, so it should play better now.
Undocumented
In Texas, a teenager managed to secretly live behind a stack of boxes for 3 days inside a Walmart.
I’m surprised Obama doesn’t grant him amnesty and declare him an employee.
Put Down the Club
Link of the Day: Invade Canada, Steal Their Bacon
Pig Out at All-Bacon Bar Coming to Montreal
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Wisdom of the Day: NFL History Khaki
Domestic violence now comes with a 6 game suspension in the NFL as opposed to their old policy, moving the ball to the spot of the foul.
— Travon Free (@Travon) August 28, 2014
Putin's gonna be so embarrassed when he finds out he's on the wrong side of history.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 28, 2014
Empty suits – now available in khaki
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 28, 2014
Give Them What They Deserve
The Department of Education released a fact sheet which stated that illegal immigrant minors are “entitled to” a public education.
Ok, then start with a civics lesson – lawbreakers don’t get to stay.
Obama Warned Us – Presidential Visit
“ICYMI: President Obama visited mom-and-pop shops in historic Parkville, Missouri: http://ofa.bo/f0Xf
“Which lost an entire day’s revenue, because the Secret Service blockaded all the actual shoppers with real money out of the area. Stimulus!”
Straight Line of the Day: California’s Governor Brown Said That Illegals Who Came Into His State Would Get…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
California Governor Brown said that illegals who came into his state would get…
Accomplishments, Strategies, and Bacon Forgetting
So who exactly is the red dye numbering authority?
“They’re grrrrrreat! By the way, I’m not a tiger.”
1st book in the Game of Thrones series turned old enough to vote this month. It’ll be collecting social security before series is finished.
I’m just kidding; there won’t be any social security left for anyone by then.
Way things are going with all of Obama’s touted accomplishments, Osama bin Laden soon going to come out of the sea even aliver than before.
But who explains to the explainers?
So how scared should we be of problems with Russia? We took away their nukes when we won the Cold War, right?
Hillary: “Having thought on Ferguson for three weeks, I would like to say that bad things are bad and good things are good.”
I’ve never been a president of the United States before, but aren’t strategies for dealing with America’s enemies like job number one?
The president’s press conference cut to black at the end and it’s up to the viewer to decide whether or not he had a strategy.
So was the idea behind Vox that Media Matters needed more graphs?
It’s Obama’s directionless leadership that makes America’s enemies feel free to say things like, “Hello Kitty isn’t a cat.”
Gah! 5 Guys forgot my bacon again! I swear they forget more than they remember.
“5 Guys Who Can Never Remember the Bacon” they should be called.
I did it. Reported that 5 Guys. You forget my bacon a half dozen times, that’s it. Would have reported sooner except everyone there so nice.
I am not cool. I have never been cool. And I have no desire to be cool. That’s what makes me cool.
Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs seemed more an interactive story than a game. Nothing in it amounted to a challenge.
A few things in it seemed meant to be puzzles, but the solutions were all straightforward and required no searching or thought.
I was quite interested in the story, though, so I wasn’t bored by it.
Dear Esther was also interesting, but even much less a game than Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs.
Which isn’t to say things have to be games – just I was expecting a game with the Amnesia sequel and that wasn’t what it was.
Next Step for Peace
UN Security Council plans to send a “strongly-worded” letter to ISIS insurgents in Iraq.
That’s a good plan. It’s written in exploding ink, right?