Archive of entries posted on 11th August 2014

Possible “Incredibles” Sequel?

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(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

For Fifth Element Fans: The Rest of The Diva’s Performance

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From the YouTube description:

“This Voice” belongs to an Albanian opera singer named Inva Mula Tchako. The title of the aria she is singing is called “Il Dolce Suono”. They ONLY edited the part [with the rapid pitch changes] (towards the end, because a human voice can’t change pitches that fast). But those high notes you’re hearing are definitely reachable for soprano singers like Inva. The actress only lip-synced it


[Diva Plavalaguna The Fifth Element FULL DANCE HD] (Viewer #488,063)

No, Really, That’s Not a Precedent

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A new report shows that the Social Security Administration has spent $300 million over 6 years on a computer system that doesn’t work.

But don’t worry, the government will deliver your health care on time and under budget.

Middle East in a Nutshell

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[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

Link of the Day: Satire – Top 10 Reasons The Iraq War Was An Elaborate Hoax

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[High Praise! to The Duffel Blog]

NOTE: Contains NSFW language

Top 10 Reasons The Iraq War Was An Elaborate Hoax

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Wisdom of the Day: Bagel Glass Reverse ISIS

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See Also: Obama

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A new study shows that the longer individuals are exposed to socialism, the more likely they are to cheat on a task.

Of course. How do you think socialists get elected?

Obama Warned Us – In the Way

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“After all that we’ve had to overcome, our Congress should stop standing in the way of our country’s success.” —President Obama

@BarackObama

“That’s my job.”

Straight Line of the Day: Anthony Weiner Will Open a New Restaurant in New York City. It’s Called…

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(Based on a suggestion by Iowa Jim [High Praise!])

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Anthony Weiner will open a new restaurant in New York City. It’s called…

Random Thoughts: Iraq, the 80s, and Nixon

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So is this a third Iraq war? Kind of a small country for us to have this many wars with it.

Why do the ninja turtles look like the Hulk with a shell strapped to his back?

I grew up in the 80s. Despite nuclear threats from the Soviet Union, we felt safe and secure because we had Mr. T.

Someone needs to explain to Square Enix optimal game pricing for iOS.

Breaking Bad is not overrated. The only way to overrate it is to actively worship it.

Does it make me a neocon that I want our military to murder the crap out of ISIS?

So is aioli just hipster mayo?

Are people who would drink from urinals really the ones we want to protect from harm? And what’s chance of literacy?

I don’t like imagining world peace because it disturbs me imagining killing that many people.

The difference between Obama and Nixon is that Nixon was occasionally competent.

“Hey, Jake, do remember how your girlfriend was shot by police in Chinatown yesterday?”
*sighs* “No. I had forgotten that.”
“Okay. Good.”

How often does rioting lead to good things?

Maybe We Should’ve Gone Forward, Instead

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During an interview on NPR, Hillary Clinton said “I think the Russian Reset worked”.

Uh huh… if it had worked any better, Putin would be banging his shoe on a desk.