Archive of entries posted on 13th August 2014

Seriously, THIS Is the Liberal Argument for Everything

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[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

Plan B Can’t Fail!

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US Census Bureau foreign trade data shows that in the months since the United States imposed sanctions on Russia, US exports to Russia have risen 17%.

Sanctions aren’t working. Quick! Back them up with a UN Resolution!

I Think They Just Nailed Bacon Heisenberg

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From RAML [High Praise! to ]: Man Accused Of Stealing 32 Tons of Bacon

Let’s see if that means the supply of this starts drying up (pic from Anonymiss [High Praise!]):

Link of the Day: Satire – Army Disbands Logistics Corps After Signing Contract With Amazon.com

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(Submitted by RAML via The Duffel Blog [High Praise!])

Army Disbands Logistics Corps After Signing Contract With Amazon.com

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Wisdom of the Day: High Azalea Bug Predecessors Change Racist Wallet Invisible Serum

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Can’t Beat the Old Ways

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A Bureau of Labor Statistics report shows that the average price of electricity in the US has hit a new record high.

I say let’s economize by switching to clean, renewable whale oil.

Obama Warned Us – Helping Families

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“Any time Congress wants to do work with me to help working families, I’m right there.” —President Obama #WorkplaceFairness

@BarackObama

“…vacationing at the Vineyard.”

Straight Line of the Day: The Most Exciting Activity on President Obama’s Vacation Schedule…

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Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The most exciting activity on President Obama’s vacation schedule…

Random Thoughts: The Police, Smarts, and Tiny People

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If we don’t militarize the police, it won’t be able to stop people from using the wrong light bulbs or selling really large sodas.

For the last five years the country has been run by a guy who thought Joe Biden was smart.

How about instead of using tax dollars to make bicycle paths, we use the money toward getting all those poor people cars.

If Obama were in the Senate at the time, he would have voted for the Iraq War. The guy is no profile in courage.

Are there any stats on how foreign policy crises affect the president’s golf score?

It’s violently ripping apart a tiny human; the reasons for opposition to abortion aren’t exactly a mystery.

You can argue the violent ripping apart of the tiny human is justified, but don’t pretend it’s hard to understand why people don’t like that.

Perspective

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New regulations from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission now define being pregnant as a “disability”.

Not surprising under a President who thinks that babies are a “punishment“.