Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most exciting activity on President Obama’s vacation schedule…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most exciting activity on President Obama’s vacation schedule…
… eating stuff when Michelle isn’t looking.
… pulling the wings off houseflies.
… chasing dogs and catching them in time for dinner.
The most exciting activity on President Obama’s vacation schedule…
not having to read about the nasty ol’ world in the newspapers.
golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf….
just kicking back and not having to pay much attention to that “Presidency” thing.
…is the Lobbyist Invitational golf tournament.
The Most Exciting Activity on President Obama’s Vacation Schedule…
…takes place after he wakes up and before he goes to sleep. Just a guess
…competing on American Ninja
…was cancelled due the teleprompters being left behind in Washington D.C.
…is his grooming schedule
… “passing for straight” lessons.
… planning sessions to figure out how to squeeze some hoops time in between the morning golf and evening fundraiser.
Eating Fried Twinkies when Mooobacha isn’t looking.
…the Saturday night “Bow-Wow Luau”.
… the final-night bonfire made from the shredded Constitution and U.S. Code.
Planning my next vacation, naturally.
… dressing up Boehner in a jester’s costume and making him cry on cue for the royal court.
“naughty” swimming with Biden.
…is for the rest of us: the fact he’s not dictating.
@11: You owe me a gallon of brain bleach.
Taking the boat for a spin up to Kennebunkport and flippin’ off the Bush’s.
…is the same as his non-vacation activity–pinning the tale on Bush.
…is a waffle breakfast with a side order of dog.
…watching Jib Jab videos starring Hilary.
Throwing Baby Ruth’s in the pool while Biden’s swimming.
Well, the only activity he really gets excited about is… smokin’ de CHOOM!
. . . poker night with Jeremiah Wright and Bill Ayers.
…swinging by the animal shelter to pick out tonight’s entree.
(okay, piling on the dog theme)
… a dogleg right followed by a dogleg left, followed by a dog leg for lunch.
… Mooch’s school menu food toss competition
… deciding which Kennedy will be giving Hillary a ride home
…is when he puts on that little pink thing….it makes him feel pretty.
…is popping wheelies on his bicycle.
…is when he does a load by hand in the shower…IYKWIMAITYD
…navel lint extraction, a necessity when you live with a Wookie.
Is that this year, a trip to the Vineyard is almost exactly the same as a trip to Cancun. All of the impoverished Mexican locals, but none of the stinky burrito smell.
… is a rousing game of Trivial Pursuit; and, if time allows, he’ll find some time for board games.
…skeet shooting using Lois Lerner’s old hard drives.
…going fishing using Eric Holder’s race bait.
…playing hide and seek with Biden. And while Joe is hiding, play a round or two of golf.