Archive of entries posted on 21st August 2014

This Is Obama’s Immigration Policy

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[High Praise! to After Math]

The Science of Sinking

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There’s probably a metaphor for Obama’s Iraq policy in here, somewhere.


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And It Doesn’t Play That Crazy Rap Music, Either

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A Japanese company has developed a robot for nursing homes that helps take care of the elderly.

It’s very popular, since it actually gets off your lawn when told.

Quick Note on Strategy

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[High Praise! to According to Hoyt]

I believe not in isolationism but in overkill. I believe that when attacked a country should do only one thing: retaliate hard enough to make the other guy afraid to do it again.

I don’t believe in bombing aspirin factories. I believe in bombing to the stone age.

Link of the Day: Satire – Obama’s EPA Mandates Homes Powered by Friction

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[High Praise! to ScrappleFace]

Obama’s EPA Mandates Homes Powered by Friction

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Wisdom of the Day: Islam Sudoku Cake Beheading

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It’s Not MAN-Caused

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A new study shows that ants may be cooling the Earth by helping trap carbon dioxide from the environment.

Which then gets released by little boys with magnifying glasses.

Obama Warned Us – Poverty

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Earning the minimum wage while raising a family shouldn’t mean living in poverty. It’s time to #RaiseTheWage: http://ofa.bo/a0dR

@BarackObama

“Or try those free contraceptives I’m making other people buy for you.”

Straight Line of the Day: President Obama’s Latest Executive Order…

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Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

President Obama’s latest Executive Order…

Random Thoughts: Isolationism, Unarmed People, and Dawkins

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American presidents are at their Americaniest when confronting evil.

The U.S. is really isolationist until we decide there are bastards in need of killin’, which is constantly.

If you want America to be less involved, the rest of the world needs to stop being a bunch of bastards we need to kill.

I still don’t understand the ice bucket thing.

People with guns, stop shooting unarmed people. Unarmed people, stop trying to beat up people with guns.

One day scientists need to determine how we can explain to a dog that a doorbell renders their barking completely unnecessary.

A completely logical universe would be absolute nothingness. Instead we got this weirdness.

Instead of shooting to kill, why don’t cops just roundhouse kick people like Walker Texas Ranger?

A good example of a purely logical being would be a computer not running any programs.

So the idea behind Richard Dawkins is that it’s very appealing to hear about how flawed religion is from a complete sociopath?

Our Fair Share

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In a recent immigration sob story, Geraldo Rivera wrote that the US “could feed every poor child in Central America”.

Have you seen the border lately? I think we already are.