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Archive of entries posted on September 2014
“Assassin’s Creed: Unity” Parody – With Kittens!
I can’t imagine the patience and catnip it took to get all those perfectly choreographed action scenes.
[Assassin’s Kittens Unity] (Viewer #2,787,269)
That Phone’s Not Helping Matters, Either
A new study shows that taking brief walks every hour can offset the negative effects of long periods of sitting.
Although still no cure for the negative effects of Obama sitting with a pen in his hand.
Tea Party Explained
Link of the Day: Satire – Holder to Walk: Attorney General Leaving Fast, Furious
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Holder to Walk: Attorney General Leaving Fast, Furious
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Wrong Order
The Smithsonian plans to begin delicate restoration work on a 1796 portrait of President George Washington.
Still awaiting restoration: the freedoms he presided over.
Obama Warned Us – Meaning
“I began to understand what citizenship meant — not just words on a page.” —President Obama on community service #AmeriCorps20
“Amnesty by executive order – now THAT’S words on a page”.
Straight Line of the Day: The Most Awkward Moment While President Obama Explained His Foreign Policy on 60 Minutes…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most awkward moment while President Obama explained his foreign policy on 60 Minutes…
One Caveat
During an interview on NBC, President Obama praised his staff and advisers, saying “my folks are doing really well”.
Well, the ones that manage to steer clear of consulates, anyway.
The One Boycott I’d Join
Opposition in All Things
No Comparison
President Obama said of his plans to fight against ISIS, “this is not the equivalent of the Iraq War”.
Mostly notably because it lacks a Commander-in-Chief who wants to win it.
Minor Revenge: Part 3 (Final)
Link of the Day: US Navy’s “Talk Like A Pirate Day” Celebrations Go Terribly Wrong
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Link of the Day: US Navy’s “Talk Like A Pirate Day” Celebrations Go Terribly Wrong
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Wisdom of the Day: Screenwriters Rich Journalism
say what you will about silent films, it was a Golden Era for screenwriters who wanted to name their characters The Girl and Man With Hat
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) September 26, 2014
poor person: These are my daughters Mercedes and Porsche
rich person: There are my sons Ford and Chevy
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) September 26, 2014
Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 26, 2014