On Meet the Press, President Obama said “we’ve not seen any immediate intelligence about threats to the homeland” from ISIS.
Here’s a scary thought: what if it’s there, but it’s stored on Lois Lerner’s hard drive?
Archive of entries posted on September 2014
Obama Warned Us – Advice to Employers
“If you’re an employer… look to AmeriCorps. Look to the Peace Corps.” —President Obama #AmeriCorps20
“It’s an endless supply of smug, unreliable, arrogant liberal do-gooders who are perfectly qualified to sweep floors and take out trash – if you can get them to bother to show up to work.
Straight Line of the Day: The Department of Homeland Security’s Mission Has Been Expanded to Include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Department of Homeland Security’s mission has been expanded to include…
Random Thoughts: Koran, Agreement, and Cigarettes
If there are parts of the Koran that say “Don’t murder people,” maybe in future editions they should bold those.
Can you imagine anything scarier than both major political parties being in complete agreement on everything?
SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: If you didn’t know cigarettes were bad for you until you read this, there is no hope for you.
What we need is a good guide on how to tell murdery Muslims from friendly ones.
Nannyless!
A new report shows that NYC’s Mayor de Blasio has kicked 1,412 homeless people out of the city since taking office in January.
That’s terrible! What’s to keep them from oversalting their food now?
I’m Trying REALLY Hard to Give Him the Benefit of the Doubt Here
During his speech about ISIS, President Obama announced that America would send “no ground troops” to Iraq.
I hope that means his plan is to bomb it until there’s no ground left, and then send in troops.
Link of the Day: I’d Call It a Timewaster, But You Only Have 60 Seconds
[High Praise! to Neatorama]
All you’ve got to do is click the square that’s a different color.
Very simple.
But you get more and more boxes, and “different” becomes “barely different”.
I ran out of time on level 24.
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
lolbama! Part 198
Submit entries to lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
From Burt:
From Hatless in Hattiesburg:
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From Travelwise42 of Wise Up:
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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
From Bob B:
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From Hatless in Hattiesburg:
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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
Hatless in Hattiesburg, for showing compassion to people with drinking problems.
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
IMAGE SOURCES: Lots of great Obama pics to be found at the White House Flickr page.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
“Judgment”, Maybe
During an interview on NBC, President Obama said that going golfing after a speech about ISIS beheading a journalist was bad “optics”.
Even worse optics: calling it “optics”.
Minor Revenge: Part 2
If They Had a Space Program, It Would’ve Been
A mysterious explosion that rocked Nicaragua’s capital appears to have been caused by a small meteorite.
Which, President Obama was quick to assure everyone, was “not Islamic“.
Link of the Day: Joe Biden: Impeach the President If He Goes to War Without Congressional Approval
(Submitted by my Blogless Brother Roy [High Praise!])
Joe Biden: Impeach the President If He Goes to War Without Congressional Approval
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
“Hold Still While I Pick Your Pocket” Is Not a Plan
Self-described “socialist” Democrat Senator Bernie Sanders called for a new tax on millionaires and billionaires.
Oh… you mean those guys who can afford to pay accountants to find loopholes?
