Liberal Economist Paul Krugman said that Republicans want to “push us back to 1894”.
Yes, but only because incandescent light bulbs were still legal then.
Archive of entries posted on September 2014
Pals
Link of the Day: Teller From Penn and Teller Reveals Some of His Magic Secrets
[High Praise! to Neatorama]
Teller From Penn and Teller Reveals Some of His Magic Secrets
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Wisdom of the Day: Holder Forgery Freudian Girls
Eric Holder was to justice as Kathleen Sebelius was to web design.
— Chris Stigall (@ChrisStigall) September 25, 2014
Can I be excused from forgery class, sir? I’ve got a note from my mum, Marie Antoinette.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) September 25, 2014
Gavin is my name and Freudian slips are my sex with mommy.
— Gavin Speiller (@gavinspeiller) September 25, 2014
Having two little girls feels like being an extra in a long-running soap called ‘She Pushed Me’.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) September 25, 2014
Truly Diabolical
President Obama said his plan is to “degrade and ultimately destroy” ISIS.
So… they have to provide their employees with Obamacare now?
Obama Warned Us – More
Americans are paying less and getting more from their health care. More from @voxdotcom: http://ofa.bo/a0sW.
“For example: way more time in the doctor’s waiting room.”
Straight Line of the Day: During a Recent Trip to a Democrat Fundraiser, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During a recent trip to a Democrat fundraiser, President Obama…
Random Thoughts: Spanking, Eric Holder, and Groundhogs
Is spanking a modern thing? Or are people saying that something that’s been the norm forever is extremely detrimental?
And if spanking is so detrimental and it’s becoming less popular, shouldn’t we see better kids now? Because all I see are goobers.
More like Eric Dropper. #PoliticalHumor
I got the jackpot on the Daily Booster Wheel in Candy Crush, so dreams do come true.
Eric Holder should be able to turn his time as Attorney General into a high paying job as a lobbyist or black market arms dealer.
It would be helpful if progressives came up with a handy list of viewpoints we’re no longer allowed to question.
Ever try and listen to the lyrics of songs? Most of it is nonsense.
Even if you’re really happy from the result of Groundhog Day, you’re not supposed to spike the groundhog.
Lord, please save science from “pro-science” laymen.
“If you’re not very good at your job, surround yourself with people even worse at theirs.” -Barack Obama
Only One Thing, Actually
Eric Holder said “we must never lose sight of what violent extremists fear the most: the strength of our communities; our unwavering respect for equality, civil rights, and civil liberties; and our enduring commitment to justice, democracy, and the rule of law.”
Odd… he forgot “laser-guided incendiary ordnance”.
Yes, I Miss Him Yet
[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]
Obama’s coffee salute:
Bush’s puppy salute:
Of course Liberals are arguing that Obama’s Coffee Salute is not nearly as bad as George Bush’s “Puppy Salute”. The trouble is, one is obviously meant as, “You don’t deserver the effort it takes to shift this coffee cup to my other hand, which is free,” while the other is, “I’m struggling to keep my dog from jumping out of my arms, but I’m still going to try to salute you, because you deserve the effort.”
When measuring the meaning of deviations from formality, always consider the motives that prompted them.
The Light’s Better Over Here
The Justice Department announced that it is opening a federal investigation into the Ferguson, MO, police department in the wake of the Michael Brown shooting.
Man… Holder’s REALLY getting desperate to find those Fast & Furious guns.
Most Talked About Food on Twitter – By State
[High Praise! to Neatorama]
Possibly the only state-related fun fact that I’ve never discussed, so here’s the map for you Nukers to bicker over the accuracy of:
And no, I don’t know what “durian” is either. Sound like an ingredient in synthetic motor oil.
Link of the Day: Obama Excuse List
[High Praise! to Springeraz of Nuking Politics]
Respect Is A Two Way Street, Mr. Obama
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Wisdom of the Day: Christine Murphy Dating Saluted Devil Cat Art
The New Adventures of Old Christine:
Watch a car run over and murder completely new people in this Stephen King reboot, this Fall on FOX!
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) September 23, 2014
True Detective Season 4 will feature Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy
— Political Math (@politicalmath) September 23, 2014
I don't want to "out her," but I'm pretty certain this woman I'm dating is a lesbian.
— Strawberry Lane (@SondraDeeMe) September 23, 2014
Obama saluted a Marine with a Starbucks cup. The Marine wasn't offended & saluted the cup back, relieved to finally salute something strong.
— WH Press Secretary (@weknowwhatsbest) September 24, 2014
The 186th greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting us to pay orchards so we can pick our own apples.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 24, 2014
Welp, I guess the cat's out of the bag. I bag cats.
— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) September 24, 2014
[Commercial for art]
"Staring at this wall is so boring."
*someone hangs up a painting*
"This is slightly less boring."
— Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff) September 25, 2014
Transparency
John Kerry told a NATO gathering that President Obama’s strategy against ISIS is “becoming more clear by the day”.
As is the sound of terrorists laughing at it.