[High Praise! to After Math]
Archive of entries posted on 22nd August 2014
Meets All the Requirements
In DC, a fake cab driver dressed as a woman defrauded his fares of over $200,000.
Huh. If he cheated on his taxes, too, he’d be perfect as an Obama cabinet pick.
One Nutshell: The Obama Economy
[High Praise! to Transterrestrial Musings]
Unlike Clinton’s lies in 1992, this really is the worst economy since the Depression. And for many of the same reasons – government meddling in it.
Link of the Day: Why “Shooting to Injure” Is Nothing But a Stupid Liberal Fantasy
[High Praise! to The Truth About Guns]
Shooting To Wound and Selling Popcorn
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Wisdom of the Day: Housemade Irony Warming Cloud Parkour Action
It was called housemade bread until someone baked it with love
— Brent (@murrman5) August 21, 2014
Welcome to Irony School. first lesson: 9/11
*I raise my hand*
"It was an…outside job"
wow that's good you can graduate right now.
— sadvil (@crylenol) August 21, 2014
Global warming killed my popsicle.
— etherbrian (@etherbrian) August 21, 2014
THIS guy gets it! *gestures to the black cloud overhead blotting out the sun*
— D̶a̶v̶i̶d̶ (@Dee_Aye_Bee) August 21, 2014
*drives your car off the road into a lake*
Parkour?
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) August 22, 2014
[big final action movie fight scene]
*good guy lands a blow*
Bad guy: ouch jeez OW ok, stop. That smarts. I'm no longer bad.
— Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) August 22, 2014
It’s the Big, Blue One, Right?
A US spy plane was forced to evade Russian interceptors by escaping into Swedish airspace.
I don’t think Putin’s gonna buy Obama’s “he got lost on his way to IKEA” excuse.
Obama Warned Us – Tell Everyone
Getting covered made Jason so happy he wanted to tell everyone: http://ofa.bo/e0de #ThisIsWhy
“But he spent all his money on his premium & can’t afford to pay his phone bill, so he’s been disconnected and can’t tell anyone.”
Straight Line of the Day: What Would It Take to Get Obama to End His Vacation Early?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What would it take to get Obama to end his vacation early?
Random Thoughts: Harry Potter and Bicyclists
Somehow Familiar
In Los Angeles, police discovered a 150-pound giant tortoise strolling down the street and returned it to its owner.
Huh. Don’t usually see police chases that slow without a white Bronco involved.