Archive of entries posted on 22nd August 2014

Justice: Clarified

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[High Praise! to After Math]

Meets All the Requirements

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In DC, a fake cab driver dressed as a woman defrauded his fares of over $200,000.

Huh. If he cheated on his taxes, too, he’d be perfect as an Obama cabinet pick.

One Nutshell: The Obama Economy

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[High Praise! to Transterrestrial Musings]

Unlike Clinton’s lies in 1992, this really is the worst economy since the Depression. And for many of the same reasons – government meddling in it.

Link of the Day: Why “Shooting to Injure” Is Nothing But a Stupid Liberal Fantasy

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[High Praise! to The Truth About Guns]

Shooting To Wound and Selling Popcorn

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Wisdom of the Day: Housemade Irony Warming Cloud Parkour Action

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It’s the Big, Blue One, Right?

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A US spy plane was forced to evade Russian interceptors by escaping into Swedish airspace.

I don’t think Putin’s gonna buy Obama’s “he got lost on his way to IKEA” excuse.

Obama Warned Us – Tell Everyone

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Getting covered made Jason so happy he wanted to tell everyone: http://ofa.bo/e0de #ThisIsWhy

@BarackObama

“But he spent all his money on his premium & can’t afford to pay his phone bill, so he’s been disconnected and can’t tell anyone.”

Straight Line of the Day: What Would It Take to Get Obama to End His Vacation Early?

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Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

What would it take to get Obama to end his vacation early?

Random Thoughts: Harry Potter and Bicyclists

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Isn’t the whole country a free-speech zone?

Harry Potter stamps? What’s a British person doing on US stamps? OBAMA!!! *shakes fist*

So how many bicyclists are people who can’t afford cars and how many are just sociopaths?

Somehow Familiar

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In Los Angeles, police discovered a 150-pound giant tortoise strolling down the street and returned it to its owner.

Huh. Don’t usually see police chases that slow without a white Bronco involved.