Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What would it take to get Obama to end his vacation early?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What would it take to get Obama to end his vacation early?
What would it take to get Obama to end his vacation early?
Moving up the start date for his next vacation.
They finally finish that Championship course out back of the White House.
A terrorist bomb in the beverage cart.
A Hollywood fundraiser. (OK, not funny, but true.)
Tear down the capital building and install a world class private golf course
A White House BBQ featuring choom-flavored, little smokies.
Valarie jerking one string.
…Michelle
…a better, more expensive vacation
…order from the caliph
Aunt Edna dying on the way to Wally World?
His personal ball washer gets “washer’s elbow”?
Satan commands he return to the death star?
…hopefully, prison.
This question has no answer – there is nothing that would cause Obama to cut short his vacation, ever.
A Twinkie and HoHo buffet at the White House that happens on the day Michelle’s plane is delayed by mechanical problems.
A play-date with Putin.
…a guest shot on SNL.
…an all you can eat buffet at the DC animal shelter.
…Michelle in a bikini.
…watching Sarah Jessica Parker take second at the Belmont.
…the new teleprompter models being delivered to the White House
…adhan
…Joe Biden getting into the Oval Office unsupervised
Bob B has it.
It’s a koan like, “What’s the sound of one hand clapping”
90% chain of rain.
Michelle showing up.
The need for someone who sees himself as a strong leader to act quickly and decisively towards brokering a peace settlement…. between Beyoncé and Jay-Z
Rain.
Republicans staging “Occupy Martha’s Vineyard” and setting up their peaceful protest tents on the golf courses.
FormerHostage has ruined my life with his third suggestion.
Can only be changed by an Act of Soros.
Five words- Reggie Love in the sauna
…an Act of Congress. So, pretty much nothing.
…the smell of a fresh batch of Anonymiss’ cookies from the oven
…finally scoring four under par.
Why would anyone in his right mind want obola to cut short its vacation to come back to DC and make some more idiotic rules or regulations?
Obama listens to Secret Service transmission, reacts with unusual speed and clear thinking: “There’s a half eaten cookie under the sofa from the previous administration? Its Bush’s fault!!! God bless him, and guard that cookie with your life!!!!!!!!” “Oh, and Michelle is banned from the East Wing until further notice. Got milk?”
Playing golf with Charles Barkley makes him look lake a hack.
White House has the only internet connection in the world and it’s time for the Straight Line of the Day. Declares IMAO racist for not having any funny answers. Needs another vacation to recover.
Ferguson Missouri hasn’t burned enough.
Five words- The sauna in Reggie Love.