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Archive of entries posted on 6th August 2014
Wonder If They’ll Try to Sneak Back in?
In Arizona, police had to remove 79 cats that were living in a foreclosed home.
Poor cats. Probably could’ve stayed if they spoke Spanish.
Palestinians Are Hippies?
John Kerry says:
“Israel has to live without terror and tunnels and rockets and sirens going on through the day,” Kerry said. “Palestinians have to be able to live freely and share in the rest of the world and live a life that is different from the one they have long suffered.”
Ok, ignoring Kerry’s fuzzy-dreamy wish list for the Palestinians of “live…share…live”, can we address the fact that it’s the Palestinians who are providing the “terror, tunnels, & rockets” that Israel must find a way to “live without”?
Easy solution – stop letting the Palestinians live. Or share. Or live.
Link of the Day: When Random Asymmetry Attacks!
[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]
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Wisdom of the Day: Pyramids Shushes Eyes Deer Butterfly Six-String
"Your majesty, I present to you … the PYRAMIDS!"
"Hmmm. Nope, don't like 'em. Curse them immediately and store dead bodies in them."
— John Cheese (@johncheese) August 5, 2014
*Loudly shushes an excited woman who just got engaged at the table next to mine*
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) August 5, 2014
*undresses you with my eyes*
"wow this is taking forever I probably should've used my hands instead"
— Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) August 5, 2014
*stops riding a deer*
I guess you could say…
I'm off my game.
— Maeberys Marbaryen (@maebemarbles) August 5, 2014
In retrospect, the butterfly sanctuary was a bad place to show off my nunchaku skills
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) August 6, 2014
Bryan Adams was excited to get his "first real six-string" in Summer of '69 because prior to that he'd been sold several fakes.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) August 6, 2014
They’re Too Late
Before meeting with the Egyptian President, John Kerry was forced to go through a metal detector security screening.
How insulting! Any metal Kerry may have had got thrown over a fence in DC decades ago.
Obama Warned Us – Cake & Pie
“Some people prefer cake. I like pie.” — President Obama http://ofa.bo/q0Sp
“But I’m all for cake for the American people. In fact, I definitely think we should let them eat cake.”
Straight Line of the Day: Now That the NBA Has Hired Its First Female Coach…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now that the NBA has hired its first female coach…
Bicycle Race
Everyone’s seen the pictures of Obama riding a bike. Turns out that his Secretary of State can ride a bike, too.
So, in a bicycle race between Barack Obama and John Kerry, who would win?
[Credit: Obama – AP, Kerry – Eliana Johnson]
Random Thoughts: Null
I have no random thoughts. Perhaps it’s happened as I always feared: I’ve ran out of clever things to say for good. Every day I always think, “That’s the last clever thing I’ll ever come up with.” and maybe now it’s finally come true. If so, it’s been a good run. Well, it’s been an okay run.
It’s been a run.
Second Verse, Same As the First
During his weekly radio address, President Obama said “every worker deserves to know that if you lose your job, your country will help you train for an even better one.”
…that Obamacare will also take away.