Straight Line of the Day: Now That the NBA Has Hired Its First Female Coach… Posted by Harvey on 6 August 2014, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Now that the NBA has hired its first female coach…
… players are now forbidden from talking about “backdoor passes” or “putting it in the hole”. Reply to this comment
… they are stockpiling the cash that will eventually be needed in a sexual harassment and/or wrongful termination lawsuit. Reply to this comment
Men will finally gin up the courage to demand the right to play for teams in the WNBA Reply to this comment
it will be considered a sexist act to beat the Spurs. the Spurs name will be changed to the High Heels Reply to this comment
the NHL will up the ante by hiring Tom Coulterman. Yeah, I’m going to make you look it up. Reply to this comment
…do not expect ticket prices to go down even though they are saving 24% in labor costs. Reply to this comment
…they can save money by having her pick up in the locker room after the games. …trash talk after the game will now include..”So you beat a girl! Big Deal”” Reply to this comment
It’s a good thing Bobby Knight is dead because this would kill him. What? He’s not dead? Even better – this will kill him! Reply to this comment
…the Democrats will soon nominate it’s first male presidential candidate. …the moaning, crying, begging, DOJ sanctions, endless press stories and lawsuits over hiring the first black female can begin. …it’ll be a lot easier for the homophobes on the team to spot the guys playing for the other team. Reply to this comment
… players are now forbidden from talking about “backdoor passes” or “putting it in the hole”.
… they are stockpiling the cash that will eventually be needed in a sexual harassment and/or wrongful termination lawsuit.
Testing for steroids is going to be done a little differently.
The terrorists have won.
Men will finally gin up the courage to demand the right to play for teams in the WNBA
it will be considered a sexist act to beat the Spurs.
the Spurs name will be changed to the High Heels
Everyone will wonder where she falls on Wilt Chamberlain’s scale of 1-20,000
Absolutely nothing will change.
the NHL will up the ante by hiring Tom Coulterman.
Yeah, I’m going to make you look it up.
…do not expect ticket prices to go down even though they are saving 24% in labor costs.
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Bravo! Well done, sir! Well done indeed!
…they can save money by having her pick up in the locker room after the games.
…trash talk after the game will now include..”So you beat a girl! Big Deal””
…they’re trading in their jock staps for thongs.
…the Laker Girls are in negotiations with Brad Pitt.
After the game they’re gonna kick off their high-heeled sneakers.
It’s a good thing Bobby Knight is dead because this would kill him.
What? He’s not dead? Even better – this will kill him!
Finally, a coach that can make me a sammich!
The team will no longer dunk, but will have strong fundamentals.
. . . players will try to achieve the elusive “triple double-D”.
…the Democrats will soon nominate it’s first male presidential candidate.
…the moaning, crying, begging, DOJ sanctions, endless press stories and lawsuits over hiring the first black female can begin.
…it’ll be a lot easier for the homophobes on the team to spot the guys playing for the other team.
… It’s been proven that they are racists because she’s not a black female.