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USS Enterprise Pizza Cutter:
At first I was thinking this was a silly, random thing, since there’s no connection between Star Trek and pizza.
But then I remembered Star Trek 4.
Anyway, if you find this amusing, you can always buy one for yourself (or someone else with a lot of room in their kitchen utensil drawer)
[High Praise! to The Real Revo]
This fake PSA:
[I will stop this!] (Viewer #169,486)
Is a good parody of a VERY stupid gun-control PSA.
But I didn’t post the video because it was good, I posted it because I loved the tagline at the 37 second mark:
“Stop gun control against women”.
Which made me wonder… what if we started adding “against women” when criticizing other dumb liberal ideas?
For example: “Minimum wage hikes cause unemployment… against women!”
Give it a try in the comments.
A conference of 130 environmental groups declared that you can only stop global warming by changing the “capitalist hegemonic system”.
Wanna bet they all Facebooked that from their iPhones?
[re: the title – what’s the term for a group of environmentalists?]
[High Praise! to ScrappleFace]
Revised Data Show 6 Years of Steep Economic Growth
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Referring to his wife Michelle, President Obama commented “you don’t want to get on her wrong side”.
Absolutely. Just ask any kid picking at the wilted carrots on his school lunch tray.
“It’s one of the most important things I do.” — President Obama on reading 10 letters from Americans each day.
“Today it was t,s,n,h,r,d,w,g, and a couple vowels… I forget which ones.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s plan to protect America from the deadly ebola virus…
… 4of7 of Little Worlds is going to be featured at an art show. Stop in, shake his hand, tell him how his work has changed your life, and be sure to mention how you love his art, but it really needs more penguins.
Nancy Pelosi said that Democrats in Congress “got many things accomplished working together” with President Bush.
Yes, but that was way back when they found out what was in bills BEFORE they passed them.
