Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s plan to protect America from the deadly ebola virus…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s plan to protect America from the deadly ebola virus…
… outlaw Personal Contact of any kind (unless you are procreating new Democrats).
… will work about as well as securing the border, growing the economy, protecting the health care system, etc.
I’ll be in a hermetically-sealed bunker for the next 6 months, thank you very much.
By importing as many people with ebola as possible
…is to blame Bush.
…involves even more “not resting” until an answer is found.
…requires declaring Ebola to be a safe and legal virus.
…means changing the subject repeatedly until no one remembers there ever was an Ebola virus.
…includes issuing court dates to any virus that is found…
… is to try not to triple bogey on the 15th hole.
Why would he want to protect the Great Satan from this virus?
is to infect everyone and let “survival of the fittest” do the rest
… send it to a death panel.
What is more tragic is that the 52% imbecile population in America didn’t protect us from the deadly Obama virus.
…”Ebola-free zone” signs
…Unicorn blood transfusions.
…national database of all Ebola carriers.
…give Ebola a foreign aid package, do an apology tour, and hope it leaves us alone.
…give his personal information and $5000 for processing fees to the nice Nigerian doctor who offered to transfer $10 MILLION DOLLARS U.S. to him and use the money to fund
Ebola researchsome kind of Democrat party money laundering scheme through the government. You racist.… a red line in the sand.
… provide it to illegal immigrants as a pathogen to citizenship.
… another “Cash for Clunkers” trade-in-type program: “Ebola for Dollars.”
… declare Ebola a matter for Congress to legislate — it’ll die in committee.
… find a way to attach Ebola to IRS hard drives.
…invite Ebola over for a beer summit and try to talk it out of doing anything “stupid”
…raise taxes on Ebola
…call Ebola racist
…accuse Ebola of participating in a “war on women”
…ask Americans to “fight Ebola with their lady parts”
…ask American to make sure their tires are properly inflated
…why would he care? Ebola doesn’t affect dogs so at least his food supply is safe.
…issue an executive order or three.
Staffer: “Pssst, MR. President, what’s the answer?”
O: “Hey, are you blind? I’m putting here. What other President has ever had to put up with this?
Staffer: “But Frank J asked a question. You wouldn’t want to appear unprepared in front of the press.”
O: “Who? Oh wait, that’s the guy who wrote my best biography, right? What was the question?”
Staffer: “What’s your plan to fight Ebola?”
O: “Which group of freedom fighters is that? The one in Africa or um… Atlantis, was it?”
Staffer: “The disease in Africa, sir.”
O: “Oh right, right. Ebola. That’s like chickenpox, right? Just infect everyone now and get it over with. Then everyone will be immune no one will ever catch it again.”
…kill it with airline food.
…cure it with Liberalism, like all mankind’s problems.
…use experimental drugs to treat human like white people, then test on mice if it is deemed safe enough.
…let voters who are bleeding from their eye sockets move to front of line when voting.
…crash course studying all of the Resident Evil movies and making Mila Jovovich the Surgeon General-Secretary of Defense. Ali Larter will be selected to lead a delegation of smoking hot babes for morale boosting and unilateral bodily fluid exchanges.
Make a wish and blow out his candles.
…include declaring martial law and the cancelling of elections.
…quarantine the capitol building.
…barricades around all National Monuments.
…is to disband the Supreme Court.
…make sure anyone with Ebola is registered Democrat…just as a precaution in case they die.
Has he tried being clear about it yet?
Uh, um, uhhh, uh, I, uh, ummm…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue_WQcFJd8U
… is to snap Ebola between the covers of “Hard Choices,” so no one is exposed to it.
…if you like your current Ebola infection status, you can keep your current Ebola infection status. Period.
…the Ebola redistribution plan. It’s unfair that a few countries hold most of the world’s Ebola infections. He will work tirelessly to make sure Ebola is distributed fairly and equitably throughout the whole world. When you spread the Ebola around, it’s good for everyone.
… is to issue an Executive Orderly to clean up the mess, and LEAD FROM BEHIND on this one.
… is to bestow a Libyan ambassadorship on Ebola.
It’s a top secret sooper-dooper plan to secure the borders. If enough Americans die of the virus, no one else will want to come here, plus, all the dead will be registered (or re-registered) as Democrats, and continue to vote. A win-win scenario.
… is to make Ebola part of his personal past.
… is to convert it to Islam, thus sending it back to the 7th century. He can call it Hezebola.
… is to put the VA in charge of Ebola. Treating it, not fighting it.
…all Red State citizen’s are banned from entering Washington D.C.
… involves twerking in the War Room with Jay-Z and the Kardashians, while Joe Biden drinks in the corner. Somehow. What was the question again?
.. is to have Michelle hold up another sign with “#EbolaPlayNice” on it. Because that worked so well getting back the girls kidnapped by Boko Haram.