Archive of entries posted on 1st August 2014

Are You Nerd Enough to Get This?

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(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

Professional

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In Idaho, a pilot attempting to drop 3,000 ping-pong balls on a fair, missed and dropped them on an interstate, instead.

Let me guess: he used to work IT for HealthCare.Gov?

Ready for Hillary

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[High Praise! to The Political Commentator]

Link of the Day: Star Wars – Imperial Propaganda Posters

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[High Praise! to io9]

Imperial Propaganda Posters

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Wisdom of the Day: Bus Sharknado Superman Bieber Rockets

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Boot Stamping on a Human Face Forever

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The EPA’s Gina McCarthy said the EPA “protects public health and the environment – how can you not like it?”

They declared your farm a protected wetland because it has a mud puddle – what’s not to like?

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Obama Warned Us – One

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“We fall and we rise as one nation ā€” as one people.” ā€”President Obama #OpportunityForAll
@BarackObama

“Ein Volk, ein Reich, etc”

And Yet Still the Universal Punchline

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In Los Angeles, a pregnant woman was unable to cross the road to get to a hospital because President Obama’s motorcade was passing through.

Apparently Obama is the exact opposite of a chicken joke.

Straight Line of the Day: A Tennesse Restaurant Posted “Guns Welcome” Signs and Increased Business. The Restaurant Should Be Named…

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Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A Tennessee restaurant posted “guns welcome” signs and increased business. The restaurant should be named…

Not Following the Logic

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Democrat Congressman Luis Gutierrez said that children surrendering themselves to the Border Patrol proves “the border is secure”.

Which is like saying having water in your bailing bucket proves your boat stopped leaking.