Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A Tennessee restaurant posted “guns welcome” signs and increased business. The restaurant should be named…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A Tennessee restaurant posted “guns welcome” signs and increased business. The restaurant should be named…
… Come Rob Me and Shoot My Employees
Heller’s Kitchen
A Tennessee restaurant posted “guns welcome” signs and increased business. The restaurant should be named…
Soon to be audited.
… “Tort Lawyer’s Wet Dream”
… no idea, but all the menu prices should end in “.22” (<– fill in your favorite caliber)
Derringer Queen
The Dew Drop ‘Em Inn
A Tennessee restaurant posted “guns welcome” signs and increased business. The restaurant should be named…
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Guns, No Service.
“Bitter Clingers”. (Considering adding church services on Sundays at 10:30 am)
…”The Safest Little Chowhouse in Tennessee”
…”Center Mass” Slogan – “We Aim to Please”
…”Holsteins and Holsters Steak House”
…The Tennessee Flat Top Box Of Ammo.
…The International House Of Pain Cakes.
…Bob’s Big Don’t Call Me Boy.
…I don’t care, as long as I get to sit in the non smoking gun section.
Git Loaded Here…
Lee Ermey smoke house
The Derringer Roadhouse
5 shots or 6 Roundhouse
Eastwoods Fine Cuisine
And easily. Shooters
Shiloh Brew and Chew
Guns n’ Burgers.
The Packing House
Killin’ and Grillin’
…Louis Restaurant, where “You always come out with a gun in your hand”.
…Joe’s, serving a daily blued plate special.
sHooters.
Chaw n’ Draw
Chow n’ Pow
Burgers, Bacon, Bullets
The PC Cafe (Pistol Carry)
The NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. approved name of course.
Bucket of Blood.
Buns & Ammo
White Castle Doctrine
Cracker Double-Barrel
C.C.’s
Grazey Horse Saloon
The Browning Derby
The Four Open Seasons
…whatever you call it, it should have one of those “hippies use side door” signs.
…we upped our business! Up Yours!
(@1 – Sorry gang, mis-read the headline. Thought it was the Other Gun-Hater place.)
The Auto-Mat
What the Hell is an Automat?
The Non-Brady Brunch
The Colt 45 Pizzamaker
The Copa Kablamma
… something catchy. Then they should advertise their Saturday night special.
Friendly’s vs. Unfriendlies
…Dead Robbin’
…Packin’ the Glocks
…Make My Fillet
…Lead Mobster
The 10-Ring – We’ll give you high caliber quality at low caliber prices
Shootout at the Golden Corral
A Tennessee restaurant posted “guns welcome” signs and increased business. The restaurant should be named…
…Bulls-eyes
…whatever it is, at 4:30 they start serving the Butt-Plate special
…Half-cocked
Pockets
@Steve H – I thought #1 was intended to bait perps into making a (final) mistake.
BATF + Bacon, Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
= vs. +
a national landmark.