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Archive of entries posted on 14th August 2014
World’s Scariest Robot Scarecrow
Not only crows, but bears, too
[Scare-bear robot will haunt your dreams] (Viewer #1,737,069)
They don’t say where he got the idea for it, but I’m betting that somewhere along the line, someone told him “Mustafa, your scarecrow’s pathetic…”
[Vault Scarecrow – Full Length] (Viewer #48,785)
(Full disclosure: Best TV commercial ever made)
Incendiary Commentary
Fox News host Geraldo Rivera has accused conservative blogger Matt Drudge of trying to inflame conservatives and “stir up a civil war,” with his coverage of the border crisis.
No, no, wrong war. This one’s “remember the Alamo”.
I Don’t Know What I’d Do With It, But I Want It
I, For One, Do NOT Welcome Our New Robot Overlords
[High Praise! to Defense One]
Elon Musk Says Robots Could Be More Dangerous Than Nukes
Ya know, I wanted to just quip about paranoid Luddites, but by the time I got to this line, I was starting to give my laptop suspicious glances:
“The AI does not love you, nor does it hate you, but you are made of atoms it can use for something else.”
Also, sometimes I think Obama feels the same way about me (I AM NOT A CRACKPOT!)
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Wisdom of the Day: Babes Mailman Move Water Madness Shirt Police Cops
I leave the Mario Kart time trial screen up on my tv when babes come over so they know exactly what they are getting themselves into
— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) August 13, 2014
"Nobody will ever believe you," the mailman whispers as he bites Jak's tail. The poor dog is defenseless from the mailman's vicious attacks.
— Randrew (@ranndrew) August 13, 2014
"DON'T MOVE!" – bank robber or lonely neighbor
— patrick (@tastefactory) August 13, 2014
the average person is 65% water. imagine what she could do with 100%
— kynes (@orangejuice_inc) August 13, 2014
"This is madness!" says the Persian ambassador. "Madness?" I reply "This..is..Berkshire!" I shout, kicking him into a tearoom.
— Joe West (@joejwest) August 13, 2014
What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates:
1. Nice shirt.
2. Wow. A second nice shirt.
3. Okay, first shirt again.
4. He has two shirts.
— Ristolable (@Ristolable) August 13, 2014
Filming the Police can get you arrested. At least that's what Sting screamed at me in 1985.
— etherbrian (@etherbrian) August 14, 2014
Somewhere in Hollywood, the producers of “Let’s Be Cops” (in theaters now!) are cursing and chucking blunt objects at their TVs.
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) August 14, 2014
Rephrasing That
During an interview on CNN, Nancy Pelosi said that she was told that “Hamas is a humanitarian organization”.
Sure. And bank robbers are just “freelance financiers”.
Obama Warned Us – Upward Mobility
“We want to make sure the young dad on the factory floor has a shot to make it into the corner suite.” — President Obama #WorkplaceFairness
“Where he will be told by the CEO that the company is shutting down because Obamacare bankrupted it.”
Straight Line of the Day: A New Study Shows That Potential Hazardous Side Effects of Using Twitter Include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new study shows that potential hazardous side effects of using Twitter include…
Random Thoughts: Hate, Magnets, and Obama
Can’t all races just come together and hate hipsters or something?
I’m really rooting for Obama to turn things around and become a good president these last two year. It’ll make a great story.
We really should reexamine the idea of letting the government have access to guns.
Let’s not politicize the upcoming election.
I made an unfolded hyperpyramid out of my highly illegal magnet toys.
I have to keep resisting the urge to swallow the tiny, powerful magnets.
Well, I’m not racist, so this sorta sounds like everyone else’s problem.
Thought way to check if mute is on in a conference call is to shout profanities at whoever is speaking, but I guess others do it differently.
Everything a police officer does on duty should be videotaped. And everything a legislator does 24/7.
These police officers seem to have as good a grasp of what’s legal as Obama does of what’s Constitutional.
If we give the government all the guns, money, and power and elect lots of progressives, everything will be okay.
“I want all the worst aspects of George W. Bush, but in a different color.” -2008 voters
I Love My Country More When It Doesn’t Tax Me Blind
In his weekly radio address, President Obama criticized American companies that “are fleeing the country to get out of paying taxes,” calling them “unpatriotic”.
Didn’t George III used to make a similar argument about tea-drinkers?