Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new study shows that potential hazardous side effects of using Twitter include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new study shows that potential hazardous side effects of using Twitter include…
… becoming a twit.
… mindless navel gazing.
… mistakenly believing someone cares about your breakfast menu choices.
…an irresistible urge to slap people…
…hyper-aggression, coupled with a complete loss of reason or taste…
Uncontrollable Weiner syndrome.
…numbness above the neck, the treatment for which is imaocommentin. Imaocommentin is not recommended for women who are pregnant or might become pregnant. Ask your doctor if imaocommentin is right for you.
gettin’ Twitchy. (Yeah. Shameless plug. Sue me.)
A new study shows that potential hazardous side effects of using Twitter include…
…global warming
…bird flu
…an irresistible urge to see and eat puddy tats.
Can’t think anything longer than about 140 characters
…people finding out.
… using Twitter.
… it becoming a “gateway” social media website to Facebook, or worse even, MySpace.
…thinking you’re God’s gift to snarky one-liners like Frank J.
…waking up one morning to find you’re suffering from a terminal case of cranial-rectal inversion.
A new study shows that potential hazardous side effects of using Twitter include…
headache
flushing
upset stomach
abnormal vision, such as changes in color vision (such as having a blue color tinge) and blurred vision
stuffy or runny nose
back pain
muscle pain
nausea
dizziness
rash
death
A new study shows that potential hazardous side effects of using Twitter include…
priapism
…the inability to…ah…concentrate….on…ah…hmmm…what’s that? Oh look. Did you see these cat pictures?
…the inability to recognize reality.
…finding out that you’re only twitterpated by Twitter (which is really quite sick).
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid thought the Affordable Care Act was only 140 characters and didn’t read the rest.
A twit that lasts more than four hours
…you suddenly realize the jerk you are trolling is yourself.
… displaying to everyone that you’re a narcissistic stalker with ADHD.
http://www.despair.com/social-media-venn-diagram.html
…the compulsive need to apologize for the inevitable idiotic comment.
…a frequent feeling of deja vu every time you read Frank J’s random thoughts.
…paralysis, insanity, death or even blindness.
…losing the ability to spell or use grammar correctly.
…the delusion that you can influence reality with hashtags
…loosening of your vowels.
…the nagging thought that there just has to be a comic out there stealing your stuff, and he’s a hack comic.
…your wife is always poking you in the side.
…you call your kids your 141st and 142nd characters.
boredom
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Twitter.