Aptly Describing This Holder Fella

[High Praise! to Day by Day Cartoon]

Miracle Technology!

Scientists have developed a low-cost robot prototype that can put itself together and perform a task without human intervention.

Impressive. That makes it more advanced than the average Obama voter.

Forget “Lean Forward”

New tagline for MSNBC to more neatly encapsulate their smug, condescending sense of leftwardness:

“Progressiver Than Thou”

Link of the Day: It Was a Dark and Swirly Night

[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]

2012 Sorta Fresh – April

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Doth Protest Too Much

A new report shows that Congressional Democrats have talked about the impeachment of President Obama 20 times more than Republicans have on the House floor.

Huh. Br’er Rabbit must really miss his briar patch.

Obama Warned Us – Pollution

Check it out: Last week, @OFA volunteers celebrated the success of health care reform. http://ofa.bo/g0aK

@BarackObama

“And this week, they’re all jobless because their employers went bankrupt paying Obamacare premiums.”

Straight Line of the Day: The First Thing Obama Did After Getting Back from Vacation…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The first thing Obama did after getting back from vacation…

In Other Words…

A climate scientist said that a 15 year global warming hiatus was just a “climate variability that is temporarily masking a longer-term temperature trend.”

So… “bad weather”?