A climate scientist said that a 15 year global warming hiatus was just a “climate variability that is temporarily masking a longer-term temperature trend.”
So… “bad weather”?
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That’s just scientist speak for “we were wrong”. Sounds much better the way he said it.
…and a White House advisor said that the apparent rise in unemployment figures and non-working adults was just a “job market variability that is temporarily masking the end of this recession.”
…also the increased violence in Iraq was a “swing in political alliances masking the long-lasting peace that is Obama’s reign.”
The average temperature in the U.S. has risen about 1.5 degrees since the beginning of the 1900s.
and the number of thermometers in obscure places has risen about 500000%
Apple A x Orange Z = BS²
In Other Words…All climate patterns are cyclical, in approximately a 20 year pattern, which is what those who debunked “Global Warming” from the very beginning said (*Harvey takes a bow*)
In other news, Alex Rodriguez’s agent said that his inaction during the 2014 season is just “a career variability masking a longer-term trend of offensive production and PED use”.
That’s just scientist speak for “we were wrong”. Sounds much better the way he said it.
…and a White House advisor said that the apparent rise in unemployment figures and non-working adults was just a “job market variability that is temporarily masking the end of this recession.”
…also the increased violence in Iraq was a “swing in political alliances masking the long-lasting peace that is Obama’s reign.”
when in doubt, just make $hit up about previous $hit you made up.
The average temperature in the U.S. has risen about 1.5 degrees since the beginning of the 1900s.
and the number of thermometers in obscure places has risen about 500000%
Apple A x Orange Z = BS²
Sounds like some of the crap I tried on my professors in college…
Well, they got the “hiatus” right. They’re suffering from a cranial hiatus hernia.
Hey, let’s put more temperature gauges above black tar rooftops in asphalt cities and see if that will reverse the trend.
In Other Words…All climate patterns are cyclical, in approximately a 20 year pattern, which is what those who debunked “Global Warming” from the very beginning said (*Harvey takes a bow*)
In other news, Alex Rodriguez’s agent said that his inaction during the 2014 season is just “a career variability masking a longer-term trend of offensive production and PED use”.
Riiiiiiiight!