To the girl crying on this bus: Stop. If it were ok to cry on the bus, we'd all be doing it.

— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) July 29, 2014

I really hope Sharknado 2 doesn't fall prey to the sequel curse.

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) July 30, 2014

"man superman is a nerd" [Superman stands up] NUH UH [puts on eyeglasses] ya what he said [puts on sunglasses] ya what superman & Clark said

— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) July 30, 2014

I would be so excited to take a swing at Bieber, I'd probably miss too. #TeamOrlando

— Charly J. (@chuck_dizzle) July 31, 2014

Hamas rockets are landing in Gaza? Those poor people can't even afford enough fuel. 🙁

— Anthonado Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) July 31, 2014