In Los Angeles, police discovered a 150-pound giant tortoise strolling down the street and returned it to its owner.
Huh. Don’t usually see police chases that slow without a white Bronco involved.
In Los Angeles, police discovered a 150-pound giant tortoise strolling down the street and returned it to its owner.
Huh. Don’t usually see police chases that slow without a white Bronco involved.
An outraged Tortoise community immediately exploded with cries of police brutality, and demanded Eric Holder commence a civil rights investigation. Tortoises also began looting local grocery stores for some nice lettuce leaves but all were quickly apprehended during their attempted running from the scene.
@1: Yeah, and upon entering the stores, Tortoises were heard to yell, “Get the hell out of my way!”
Don’t make me chuckle.