It was called housemade bread until someone baked it with love

— Brent (@murrman5) August 21, 2014

Welcome to Irony School. first lesson: 9/11 *I raise my hand* "It was an…outside job" wow that's good you can graduate right now.

— sadvil (@crylenol) August 21, 2014

Global warming killed my popsicle.

— etherbrian (@etherbrian) August 21, 2014

THIS guy gets it! *gestures to the black cloud overhead blotting out the sun*

— D̶a̶v̶i̶d̶ (@Dee_Aye_Bee) August 21, 2014

*drives your car off the road into a lake* Parkour?

— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) August 22, 2014

[big final action movie fight scene] *good guy lands a blow* Bad guy: ouch jeez OW ok, stop. That smarts. I'm no longer bad.

— Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) August 22, 2014