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Army Disbands Logistics Corps After Signing Contract With Amazon.com
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This is consistent with the Navy’s plan to bring back modern mail buoys complete with pay phones and Internet Ethernet plug-ins: a veritable smorgasbord of high tech!
An army travels on its iMac.