A bagel is a donut with a job
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) August 8, 2014
People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I'm not expecting them to be practical
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) August 10, 2014
You people are all too stupid to get off your butts & send me $17.50 for my instruction kit on "How to Use Reverse Psychology"
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) August 11, 2014
If only the left would get as angry at ISIS as they did at the Duck Dynasty guy, then we might have a chance.
— Eric Larson (@larsoneric50) August 11, 2014

“You people are all too racist to vote for me, because have you noticed I’m black? And anyway, I wrote the book on ‘How to Use Reverse Psychology’. “