Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…
Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…
“No busting” Blackjack
…hookers and blow.
…”BRAAAINS”.
Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…
Tungsten steel chains and locks for Bill.
Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…
the letter “M” be stricken from the English language.
…hot and cold running interns.
Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…
a bath tub filled with the blood of virgins, but Las Vegas simply couldn’t fill that part of her request.
…a shrubbery.
…being photographed “only from her good side”, a task that proves to be impossible…
@7 Does that mean Hill is now a Ean-Spirited Ental Idget?
@10 either that or the reincarnation of Elizabeth Bathory.
…a punchbowl of M&Ms with all of the brown ones removed.
…easy walker access and an ER emergency stoke team on standby. (But not for her wingnuts, it’s for a friend. Yeah, that’s the ticket.)
…to have native girls massage her cankles
I meant “stroke” not “stoke” in the previous comment. Although a “stoke team” could be turned into an interesting double entendre involving Huma Abadin.
She also demanded hot and cold running scotch in the bathrooms, goalie helmet with face mask
…babies… sauteed in garlic butter… served on a bed of collard greens… sprinkled with sliced almonds and water chestnuts… as an appetizer… to the main meal… of roast Michelle thigh.
Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…
Cheese.
better publicity.
skipping the 2016 elections and having herself appointed God’s successor.
…That only potential FUTURE presidents be allowed in the suite.
…the “This is not a slot machine” sign not be hung around her neck, instead “This is not Hillary Clinton” signs be put on slot machines.
…all furnishings, except the liquor bar be made by NERF.
…quarters spent on vibrating bed during earthquakes be refunded.
…a bus, with engine running, be parked near the fountain at Caesar’s Palace.
…That all the show girls wear pantsuits during her visit.
…a focus group to see how to respond on the Ferguson issue
…that she ride the crazy train
…a plate of Anonymiss’ cookies
…That robots cook and serve her meals so that she doesn’t have to put on her fake-smile face any more than necessary each day.
That she be addressed as “Madam President” or “Your Majesty” ay all times
She also demanded to know…
Who’s been painting her roses red.
Who keeps putting “Energizer” Batteries in her “toys that cannot be named”
Hey guys, when’s the next Haley’s comet?
Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…
Several volumes of the poetry of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex, but anything Azgothian or Vogon would do in a pinch.
… a throne room to receive visitors. She was shown the white porcelain throne.
… all televisions be tuned to MSNBC, her favorite.
…a checkout time later than noon.
…a makeover by Jake Tapper.