Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos plans to build his own space shuttle service, which will feature…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos plans to build his own space shuttle service, which will feature…
… Fire (main engine)
…frequent flyer Smiles.
…free delivery with a yearly subscription fee.
…..The Lost In Space Channel
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos plans to build his own space shuttle service, which will feature…
Amazon Prime free for one year.
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos plans to build his own space shuttle service, which will feature…
Products literally hitting your doorstep the same day
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos plans to build his own space shuttle service, which will feature…
someplace to actually shuttle to.
…moon nuking!
… the option of alighting a single Kindle rather than cursing the darkness.
… bubble-warp drive.
…great deals for rides on factory refurbished & slightly marred space shuttles.
…lots of crannies, no nooks…
…a safety procedure video performed by Sandra Bulloch…
…complimentary copy of the Washington Post at liftoff.
…Kindle ebook copy of Heinlein’s The Man Who Sold the Moon for only 99 cents.
…parts made in Taiwan…
…scream free accidents outside the atmosphere.
…optional gravity powered return of merchandise if fuel taxes rise exorbitantly mid-flight.
…a mile high club certificate just for paying your fare.
…the movies Moonraker and Golden Eye.
…an opportunity for passengers to play a real-life version of Asteroids.
…very, very little Muslim outreach if landings are at all a priority.
…a disgruntled pilot tossing you over to the space station the very next day.
…complementary radiation shielding for your package.