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  1. The most hilarious part of the article is that the all-Japanese lunch was to commemorate Pearl Harbor Day – because nothing says “day of infamy” like celebrating the culture of the nation that attacked you.

  2. Is that an actual picture of the Moochelle OhBummer anorexia menu? It seems like she’s put all school kids on a weight-loss diet.

    No wonder kids are up in arms. They’re all, “We’re hungry! We wanna eat!” Whiners.

  3. I guess my private school wasn’t fancy (at least back then; now, there’s a swim team, so IDK)–we ate fried bologna sandwiches, fried chicken patties, hamburgers, and hot dogs–and canned pudding (my favorite, even if the rings always broke off).

    All you gotta do is turn down federal money for your cafeteria and *poof* the problem goes away; easier said than done when your county is poor enough that, by fiat, every student gets free breakfast (even if it’s a honey bun or a pop-tart).

  4. Ah, the good old days … as I recall, Wednesdays were Sloppy Joe day.
    Everyone was allowed two Sloppy Joe sandwiches. (plus fries, veggies, and desert.)
    Most of the girls would only take one ’cause they were watching their figures, or ’cause they were really Big Sloppy Joes.
    So Ray asked all the girls in our class if he could have their extra sandwiches one week.
    He ended up eating 8 or 9 in less than an hour, and earned himself the nickname “Tapeworm”.

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