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Archive of entries posted on 6th October 2014
Just Skip Ahead to the 55 Second Mark Already
[AMAZING! GO PRO UNDER 75MPH Train!!!] (Viewer #1,167,132)
In my head I realize it’s just a video, but after a while, I still start getting simultaneously claustrophobic and afraid to move an inch.
She May Be Right
Nancy Pelosi said that Democrats never treated Bush the way the GOP treats Obama.
You mean with too much deference?
Denial Is Never Pretty
Link of the Day: Satire – California Ban on All Food Containers Takes Effect
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California Ban on All Food Containers Takes Effect
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Wisdom of the Day: Shrunk Comma Wonka
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids and also I have a secret second family but I'm hoping you'll focus on the kids thing
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) October 4, 2014
oh you used a comma in a text. didn't know I was chatting with the queen
— Brent (@murrman5) October 4, 2014
The older I get, the less Willy Wonka's borderline personality disorder is offset by free candy.
— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) October 4, 2014
For $500, You Get a Tote Bag
The Huffington Post successfully recruited readers to pay the salary of one of their reporters for a year.
Basically they’ve just become a muppetless PBS.
Obama Warned Us – Covered
For just $123 a month, Phil and his family of five are covered. http://ofa.bo/q0q3 #ThisIsWhy
“Plus $123 a month from 5 other families, too, because the money to pay for all this free stuff has to come from SOMEwhere.”
Straight Line of the Day: The Good News: Company Introduces Flying Car. The Bad News:…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The good news: company introduces flying car. The bad news:…
Random Thoughts: SJW, Birthday, and Taken 3
I’m just glad that none of the Professor Layton games ever had the puzzle “Fold a shirt.”
If a social justice warrior doesn’t publicly back-pat himself at least once per day, he’ll devolve into a racist, misogynist neanderthal.
My daughter’s 4th birthday is coming up and I haven’t thought of what to get her. How about a handshake and my respect?
I give it a 63% chance there is a ninja hanging from the ceiling of the White House right now.
Don’t want to sound like a conspiracy theorists, but Obama destroyed healthcare and gave us Ebola to keep us from looking into the moon landing.
Taken 3: The Search for Spock
“You just got tooked.” -Bob Takenowski, protagonist of Taken, upon shooting a guy
If you saw the Doctor Who Saturday night, it was a real tease, wasn’t it?
Also: Cat & Cat’s Unwanted Boyfriend, Pepe
A new study from the American Journal of Political Science indicates that it’s possible to tell liberals from conservatives by their smell.
Yes. Conservatives smell like money. Liberals smell like other people’s money.