[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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UPDATE: The original video was deleted, but I found another version of the same video.
You can’t stop the signal…
UPDATE: OK, you CAN stop the signal… BUT… I found the original version of the video, so this one will actually work and stay around for a while.
On MSNBC, Chris Matthews criticized President Obama for being “intellectually lazy”.
Then moved on to quoting a government-funded study proving global warming.
(Submitted by CrabbyOldBat via The Matt Walsh Blog [High Praise!])
I’ll check my white male privilege right after you check your arrogant liberal assumptions
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dad: war is good
me: [smirking as I think about my recent political science college courses] uh no. war is bad
— slick (@fanofhell) October 14, 2014
[wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police]
"why isn't he wearing a shirt"
we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote
— Brent (@murrman5) October 14, 2014
*walks into boat store*
any sails?
— hippieswordfish (@hippieswordfish) October 15, 2014
"I'm gonna level with you" ~ A demolition crew prioritizing teamwork
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) October 15, 2014
REGIS: who wants to be a millionaire?
BILLIONAIRE: not me. that would suck haha
— slick (@fanofhell) October 15, 2014
CASHIER: "Did you find everything you were looking for?"
ME: "Oh, yes…" [places "How To Murder A Cashier" book on counter]
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) October 15, 2014
In a fundraising letter, Michelle Obama warned that control of the Senate and the potential Republican impeachment of her husband rests on just “a few hundred votes”.
Say, isn’t that about how many Tea Partiers got audited?
Retweet if you believe our economy should grow from the middle out, not the top down. #AmericaLeads
“And PM me if you have any idea what the heck that even means, because *I* sure don’t. What grows from the middle out? A tumor? Man… who writes this stuff?”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After being told the city’s rat population was on the rise, NYC’s Mayor…
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “The CDC’s New Slogan: “Think Ebola”. Blah. What’s a Better Catchphrase for the War on Ebola?”
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Bigotry grows in whoever doesn’t get his views challenged, and the left want nothing more than to keep people from challenging their views.
The left have lost the ability to work within a liberal society. They no longer debate ideas and instead just try to shut up other side.
If you need a screenwriter for the Aquaman movie, I’m good at writing fish dialogue.
Can’t we infect ISIS with Ebola and take care of two birds with one stone?
So basically when we need the government to be effective it’s still only as good as when we’re not paying attention to it.
With all the panic over a few cases of Ebola in the U.S., can you imagine what it’s like in Africa where thousands are dead?
Operation Ugh, I Don’t Wanna Be Here
If you vote for Charlie Crist, you lose the right to ever criticize politicians for being phonies forever.
I’m excited for the DC Comics movies about Batman, Superman, and… um… the others.
I want a dark, gritty Aquaman movie. That will be hilarious.
BREAKING: Cory Gardner was not particularly memorable as a high school football player. Must credit Deadspin.
“Get one of the interns to google whether Ebola is infectious.” -CDC
So we assumed that when a crisis is going on, the government suddenly starts doing better than government-quality work?
Half the country could die from Ebola, and all that would happen is someone in the CDC will be forced to take 2 weeks paid leave.
In Ohio, police boarded a school bus and seized two toy cap guns from a 6-year-old boy who was pointing them at other children.
Could’ve been worse. At least he wasn’t nibbling Pop-Tarts at people.