[High Praise! to After Math]
Funny… this cartoon is from 2010, and the HuffPo quote is from 2009.
Sadly, still perfectly applicable.
Archive of entries posted on 27th October 2014
The Star Spangled Banner, Arranged for Rifle and Metal Targets
[Playing The Star-Spangled Banner with a Gun: www.MusicalTargets.com] (Viewer #1,047,751)
By the way, because of the time lag involved in aiming, this version is half the speed of a normal performance of this song. So if you play the video at 2x speed, it sounds just right.
How to play videos at 2x speed – Go here, click the “request HTML5 player” button; now there will be a playback speed option when you click the little gear symbol in the bottom right of the YouTube video’s taskbar.
It Worked Before
The White House is considering options that would allow President Obama to close Gitmo via executive order.
I suppose he could just declare the place a veterans memorial.
Million Times Forwarded Email
[High Praise! to Scott’s Blog]
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If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
Link of the Day: Something Scary For Halloween
[High Praise! to Springer’s Blog]
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Ai-Yi-Yi!
A new report shows a spike in the number of Cubans fleeing to Florida in homemade rafts.
Although a lot turn back when they find out they’ll be getting the same health care system.
Obama Warned Us – Middle Class
“When the middle class thrives … America thrives. When it doesn’t, America doesn’t.” -President Obama #AmericaLeads
“I love how easy it is to break this country!”
You’ve Been Judged!
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Instead of an Appearance by Obama, What Would Most Democrats Prefer at Their Campaign Rallies”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
Straight Line of the Day: Queen Elizabeth Joined Twitter. Her First Tweet…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Queen Elizabeth joined Twitter. Her first tweet…
Unique
President Obama said he will delay picking a new attorney general until after the elections.
Understandable… Holder’s hard to replace. It’s tough to find candidates that can match his “in contempt of Congress” qualification.