The TomTom Golfer is a smartwatch designed to help you maximize your time on the green. It’s preloaded with the layout of 34,000 golf courses, with wireless updates on the way. It can also track the score, time and distance per round.
[Tiny Husky Puppy Can’t Get Out Of Tiny Bowl] (Viewer #63,533)
Step 1: Have a computer do all the carving.
[Mastercam maquinado de un globo terraqueo en un torno cnc con herramienta viva] (Viewer #82,582)
If you want a political metaphor, I suppose we can call it “liberals chipping away at our freedom until they’ve created a world according to their vision”.
Although – let’s be honest – if that were the case, it would end up looking more like this.
A new poll shows that 51% of Democrats support making “hate speech” a crime.
Ironically, I can’t tell you how much I hate to hear that.
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My source about whether Ebola is a threat or not is not a pathological liar that told us over 30x we could keep our doctor.
— Jack (@BennyKubelsky) October 15, 2014
Anytime I think I'm a good guy, I remind myself that I once made my wife cry because I got unreasonably angry in a discussion about a table.
— Gavin Speiller (@gavinspeiller) October 16, 2014
Check Your Privilege, Charlie Brown. #rejectedpeanutsspecials
— Popehat (@Popehat) October 16, 2014
A $2500 computer that's supposed to sit in one place is so nineteen ninety-something.
— etherbrian (@etherbrian) October 16, 2014
is thursday too late to ask how someone's weekend was?
— chris (@BassoonJokes) October 16, 2014
I come from a long line of people waiting at Chipotle.
— Danny Charnley (@DanKCharnley) October 16, 2014
Why would you name a kid ‘Aiden’ when ‘Wolfgang’ is available?
— Pony Starwars (@tigersgoroooar) October 16, 2014
In North Carolina, a public university is offering a course on the history of conservative intellectual thought in the United States.
I’d attend, if they offered a companion class on avoiding audits.
“It is the American people who have made the progress of the last six years possible.” —President Obama #AmericaLeads
“Making more progress: ‘undocumented immigrants’ dodging deportation.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now on the White House’s list of things that reporters aren’t allowed to mention…
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “After Being Told the City’s Rat Population Was on the Rise, NYC’s Mayor…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
Wouldn’t maybe a better option than freezing eggs would be giving women more opportunities to start a career later in life?
So the Bush administration lied about Saddam not having WMDs? Did not see that coming.
“I saw an episode of Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was down, but I think I got the gist of it.” -Ezra Klein’s legal credentials
I guess uncredited Simpsons quotes can be construed as plagiarism, but I just assume everyone knows it’s from The Simpsons. It’s like can you plagiarize famous lines from Shakespeare?
According to Apple, they’ve sold 10,000 iPads per every person who says they don’t get the point of an iPad.
I have a 32GB gen 3 iPad. Think it’s time for an upgrade. 4 y.o. daughter can get my iPad 3. Dumb baby can get my iPad 1.
Know what the baby calls the iPad? “Pie.” How do you get from “iPad” to “Pie”? That’s why he’s not allowed to use it.
I’m standing there playing Infinity Blade and he’s all “Pie! Pie! Pie!” Hey, I’m not letting you have my iPad, kid. Go rattle something.
If gender is a choice, doesn’t that make sexism okay since you’re just criticizing someone’s choice?
I think the reason President Obama sometimes appears to be aloof is that he doesn’t care whether any of us lives or dies.
In fairness, no matter what sort job Obama does as president, he gets paid the same, so what would be his motivation?
This is a review that makes me feel good.
Ezra Klein is either an idiot or a super genius at trolling for attention.
Charlie Crist is very sensitive to heat as he is 40% wax.
In a televised speech, Argentina’s president claimed that the USA is behind a plot to assassinate her.
Well, the fact that she’s still alive DOES point to this being an Obama project.