My source about whether Ebola is a threat or not is not a pathological liar that told us over 30x we could keep our doctor.
— Jack (@BennyKubelsky) October 15, 2014
Anytime I think I'm a good guy, I remind myself that I once made my wife cry because I got unreasonably angry in a discussion about a table.
— Gavin Speiller (@gavinspeiller) October 16, 2014
Check Your Privilege, Charlie Brown. #rejectedpeanutsspecials
— Popehat (@Popehat) October 16, 2014
A $2500 computer that's supposed to sit in one place is so nineteen ninety-something.
— etherbrian (@etherbrian) October 16, 2014
is thursday too late to ask how someone's weekend was?
— chris (@BassoonJokes) October 16, 2014
I come from a long line of people waiting at Chipotle.
— Danny Charnley (@DanKCharnley) October 16, 2014
Why would you name a kid ‘Aiden’ when ‘Wolfgang’ is available?
— Pony Starwars (@tigersgoroooar) October 16, 2014